Caption Competition

gord said:

Got gord on the brain have we? Who hasnt?

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I believe you omitted 'Giggady' from that sentence.

"Cor! Look at the jugs on her!"

Nix said:

"Cor! Look at the jugs on her!"

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wahey! winner!

It was back-breaking work, but at least Helga didn't have to stand on top of a stupid pole all night long like the new recruits...

Fred couldn't believe his luck.

The advert had read "massive jugs, good head, likes to dress up" but this was better than his wildest dreams!!

to her surprise he did NOT look impressed...."Yes very clever" he said, "but this aint a foam party its a stag do" "I said I bet you a 12 inch bratwurst you can't carry 10 beers at once, not 6 beers and 4 pints of head"

Thanks for the happy birthdays guys. Not sure why I had Feb 7th down though, I was born in May.

Psychologists perform experiment to discover whether men can retain cerebral function when presented with stimulus of Beer and Blondes - results prove inconclusive

Most of the women in the small German town of Flanj were pretty ugly, but Mary was a ten-steiner.

Tru said:

Thanks for the happy birthdays guys. Not sure why I had Feb 7th down though, I was born in May.

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Tru's premature birthday celebrations cause stress to overworked bar staff

Full story on page 3 below the picture with the jugs in

Face transplant hopeful resorts to constantly carrying beer to disguise her disability

Since it's no longer Tru's birthday...

"The Bavarian Strongest Woman Competition got off to a slow start, the audience disinterestedly sipping their drinks as the first contestant failed to lift anywhere near all-time champion Lene "The Glove" Busenslappen's record of 18 Stein per hand."

Cybermyk said:

Tru's premature birthday celebrations cause stress to overworked bar staff

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Nice one!

In a beer obsessed society, a pint-spilling patron was about to recive the retaliatory glassing of a lifetime...

Fun round, lots of good captions and some quality puns, not to mention the Scissorhands and birthday fiascos.

But we have a clear winner.....

Cybermyk said:

Everyone tried not to giggle as she walked toward the cellar trapdoor

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Back to you chief.

I kinda spammed that one right?



I'm working a 12 hour night tonight (and for the next three nights), I could do with a laugh. Please post generously.

Gay zombie Thunderbirds, was never a good sequel for Gerry Anderson

Tron man finds friends

Robbie was sorry he'd agreed to do the Take That reunion tour. After seeing what happened to Jason and Howard, he really was dreading the appearance of Gary and Mark.

be nice to me I'm a caption virgin...

After the embarassment he was put through by his parents at the school pantomime, Pete Doherty soon turned to drugs.