How to find lost phone?

Soldato
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Have you looked in the ASDA car park?

Check in a bush, that's where most blackberries are. HAHAHAH im so bloody funny.

Enquire on Reddit if she's accidentally left it under one of their Fedoras.

Lolled


Another 5 star thread right here :D

On topic response: Call the police, tell them you suspect your wife is involved in a terror plot, and that you haven't seen her for a while. Then just follow the sirens to the location of the phone :) simples
 
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Lol, its probably true to be honest, when she's not at home he has no control over what she does,

she could be speaking.......to other human beings
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if she smiles every time it rings and you feel bowel movement then it's probably set to vibrate and you need to visit a hospital
 
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Michael Cera lost his phone in the movie This Is The End. He was then impaled by a falling lamppost and then his phone rang, revealing it was in his pocket the whole time, the lamppost then fell down into a sinkhole taking poor Michael Cera with it.

10/10 I have watched this movie

Have you tried the wife's pocket?
 
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