rice crispies - will i die

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Note-Right I don't believe her first off but do feel bloated so have to ask

Just had a box of rice crispies 510g with 4 pints of milk. Now I feel bloated and the wife said, course I will as its made from rice which expands in your stomach. So the question is/are a) are they really made from rice as rice is tiny b) will it expand inside me c) will my stomach explode alien style?

Some part of me says I shouldn't post this as does seem a little silly but meh
 
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a) Kellogs add ricin to their rice to make it the correct size
b) It does not expand, as it is at full stretch following a)
c) The milk might react with your stomach acid and turn to cheese; this will cause a blockage and your stomach will fill up. You need an immediate colonic irrigation; see your GP ASAP.
 
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a) Kellogs add ricin to their rice to make it the correct size
b) It does not expand, as it is at full stretch following a)
c) The milk might react with your stomach acid and turn to cheese; this will cause a blockage and your stomach will fill up. You need an immediate colonic irrigation; see your GP ASAP.




This is the smart answer
 
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