Noah wants another ark.

russell664 · 8 Feb 2016 at 13:50

Thekwango said:
Never ever ever do that again.

This thread made me sad.

nine_tails · 8 Feb 2016 at 14:13

There really should be a thread for dad jokes.

balky12 · 8 Feb 2016 at 14:19

Change OP's name to Carp_Ark

Josh · 8 Feb 2016 at 14:32

And change OPs avatar to a something equally rubbish.

wordy · 8 Feb 2016 at 14:35

Get in

wildman · 8 Feb 2016 at 14:38

JOSH86 said:
And change OPs avatar to a something equally rubbish.

nod, change to this, would be most fitting under the circumstances

Cosimo · 8 Feb 2016 at 14:53

Ever had that sinking feeling?

What kind of lighting did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights

MadMouse101 · 8 Feb 2016 at 14:54

wez130 · 8 Feb 2016 at 15:26

I'm sorry, my boss told me that one and i thought it was to a low enough standard to post in GD

Tuppy_Glossop · 8 Feb 2016 at 15:27

Whereas I am simply not funny.

Django x2 · 9 Feb 2016 at 11:46

Why did the chicken cross the road to the lettuce?

Because the Chicken Ceasar Salad

Ayahuasca · 9 Feb 2016 at 11:49

LMFAOOMGWTFBBQROLLS

Marky · 9 Feb 2016 at 11:54

Tuppy_Glossop said:
"Knock knock"

"Who's there ?"

"Noah"

"Noah who ?"

Noah don't know who you are either

olivier renault said:
Perma-ban.

Seriously. That was terrible.