This man knows who stole my phone, can anyone help

troops · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:08

Special branch need to be on the case.

ringo747 · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:10

Can't you change the power saving mode remotely?

joelk2 · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:10

gillywibble said:
No. F5 is so 1997.

CMD + R fo' me

R B Customs · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:13

troops said:
Special branch need to be on the case.

They are

Have you not noticed?

strumpusplunket · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:13

Mark A said:
Am I the only one who clicks refresh rather than press F5?

Right click + mouse up and down for me (Firegestures). F5 just seems so primitive.

(Look what inconsequential trifles I've been reduced to posting whilst waiting for the next development in this thread...

)

-Ad- · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:14

F10 F10 F10 F10

Why have you crashed to desktop

ARRRRGHHHHHHHH

J.T · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:14

yak.h'cir said:
Anyone speak this?

http://youtu.be/kdgcMdRdqdU

I am informed it is "Pashto" but the chap here at work cannot understand it he just recognises it.

Nexus · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:15

majnu said:
It's either

Bangladeshi
Arabic
Pushto

Given that he is from Pakistan, is it not likely to be Urdu or any of the other languages spoke in the country or given proximity to Afghanistan, one of their languages.

yak.h'cir · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:15

ringo747 said:
Can't you change the power saving mode remotely?

Not that I'm aware of. It comes back whenever he uses it which does seem to be fairly frequently.

doodah · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:16

I really hope this has a happy ending.

yak.h'cir · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:17

I love happy endings.

Hamster · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:17

Nexus said:
Given that he is from Pakistan, is it not likely to be Urdu or any of the other languages spoke in the country or given proximity to Afghanistan, one of their languages.

It's definitely not Urdu, Hindi or Punjabi. Majnu has already confirmed it's Pashto.

Clav · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:17

Nexus said:
Given that he is from Pakistan, is it not likely to be Urdu or any of the other languages spoke in the country or given proximity to Afghanistan, one of their languages.

You mean like Pashto?

Nexus · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:21

Clav said:
You mean like Pashto?

Yes, could well be. I didn't realise Pushto was another spelling of Pashto.

More importantly though, is there anyone on OCUK familiar with such dialects?

yak.h'cir · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:21

http://youtu.be/TQqzMulZE6U

pepsilol · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:21

Deffo not urdu, pushto is likely here.

I'm in Sheffield if you need anything.

Twirlywoos · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:21

Nexus said:
Given that he is from Pakistan, is it not likely to be Urdu or any of the other languages spoke in the country or given proximity to Afghanistan, one of their languages.

After that post I said it's Pushto.

Pakistan is rich in the number of languages spoken. It's a language spoken by the Pathani's. I'm sure some butcher in an asian supermarket would be able to translate it.

djxput · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:21

xibinim said:
I really hope this has a happy ending.

I dont think we want to see a video of that from the phone

Twirlywoos · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:23

Nexus said:
Yes, could well be. I didn't realise Pushto was another spelling of Pashto.

More importantly though, is there anyone on OCUK familiar with such dialects?

Yeh it's just we type things the way we pronounce it.

Egon · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:23

Hmm, another 14 pages to read through, is there any point? Has there been any dramatic changes since 9am?