Man of Honour
Lean over fence
"Alright mucker, how do? Nice fence!"
"Yeah it's great isn't it, needed doing for ages"
"Yeah, vast improvement. Are you going to finish it off with boards at the bottom of the garden then? At the moment it looks like it's floating in mid air "
The conversation would then need to adapt to whatever his answer is - it could be "Bugger me, we forgot about that/No I thought it looked okay but if you want to put in a gravel board you're welcome to/We couldn't get the right wood but yeah it will be finished off with a board/No we are building a brick BBQ+patio so that will bring it up level anyway"
Don't people talk to each other any more?
"Alright mucker, how do? Nice fence!"
"Yeah it's great isn't it, needed doing for ages"
"Yeah, vast improvement. Are you going to finish it off with boards at the bottom of the garden then? At the moment it looks like it's floating in mid air "
The conversation would then need to adapt to whatever his answer is - it could be "Bugger me, we forgot about that/No I thought it looked okay but if you want to put in a gravel board you're welcome to/We couldn't get the right wood but yeah it will be finished off with a board/No we are building a brick BBQ+patio so that will bring it up level anyway"
Don't people talk to each other any more?