Fined by train company (Austria - Vienna)

Schlong&Stable · 1 Jul 2016 at 16:09

Austrians. Trains. It never ends well.

wildman · 1 Jul 2016 at 16:09

Rroff said:
Stop trying to scare the OP - worst case its 2 years in prison.

and the possibility of a pretzel up your bunghole.........

teenwolf · 1 Jul 2016 at 16:14

One thing I have learnt over the years, never post a thread in GD lol

CREATIVE!11 · 1 Jul 2016 at 17:01

op's butthole is about to get violated by Tyrone and his crew of thugs.

The Mad Rapper · 1 Jul 2016 at 17:14

Thread delivers

Marky · 1 Jul 2016 at 17:28

MooMoo444 said:
Before: o

After: O

Pawnless Endgame · 1 Jul 2016 at 17:34

wildman said:
and the possibility of a pretzel up your bunghole.........

Oi, you leave my Stafford(shire) knot alone

Cosimo · 1 Jul 2016 at 20:01

Arrested at UK border for being on Interpol wanted list when you return.

SciNeT · 1 Jul 2016 at 20:23

Rroff said:
Ticket inspectors must have been pro-EU.

Caged · 1 Jul 2016 at 20:41

You get the spanish donkey, OP.

D3K · 1 Jul 2016 at 20:48

Yodellers will sing in your rear for the accoustics.

LOAM · 1 Jul 2016 at 21:28

Take a picture of yourself wearing a guy fawkes mask and tell them you're a freeman of the land and that you reject their trainy laws

Jamauk · 1 Jul 2016 at 21:45

Pay up or the train will most certainly be bulldozing its way through your tunnel...

dowie · 1 Jul 2016 at 22:44

they're just miffed (can't use the b word any more) about brexit

Malevolence · 1 Jul 2016 at 22:53

It's your only option.

Pawnless Endgame · 1 Jul 2016 at 23:13

Poo through the tunnel!

doofer · 1 Jul 2016 at 23:44

lawrence281 said:
So I wasn't aware that the ticket machine was near the baof the train. We got on the same stop and asked the inspectors where to get one and they were being douches and fined me instantly. They took my pass port details and asked me to pay it without a given date time.

Will it cause me trouble boarding back the plane?

They are foreign so may not understand, just keep repeating to them:

It means nothing to me
This means nothing to me
Oh, Vienna
This means nothing to me
This means nothing to me
Oh, Vienna

Dis86 · 2 Jul 2016 at 00:10

doofer said:
They are foreign so may not understand, just keep repeating to them:

It means nothing to me
This means nothing to me
Oh, Vienna
This means nothing to me
This means nothing to me
Oh, Vienna

I can never work out if you're brilliant or an utter goon. I'll go with curiously funny for now.

Vern1961 · 2 Jul 2016 at 01:34

Continuing with the train theme, you'll go into prison narrow gauge and come out broad gauge!

I do know from journeys on the continent the "grippers" are usually quite firm with regard to revenue collection. Travelling back from Tirano to Chur on the Rhaetian Bernina Express a few years ago, it requires payment of a supplement. Some poor French guy and his family had boarded obviously without paying the extra in advance and were having a plaintive argument with the Swiss conductor (conducted in English as the common language), "It's not fair, it's not fair..." but they still had to pay up.

Orionaut · 2 Jul 2016 at 11:04

Thompson_NCL said:
Austrians. Trains. It never ends well.

I see what you did there!