When you gonna link us your profile?
Can we go maccy d's instead? Dey do wikid ice creams!!U got a purdy mouth, wanna go KFC for a date?
Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!
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Caporegime
You thinking of making a delicious plate of copypasta?
haha nah i can look after myself and im currently spoken for its just fun to see other peoples style. Unless i could act the kind of guy this profile (which i still need to read) is, i think it would be a bit weird admitting someone else wrote it for me if anything came of it.
i joined the big dating sites with the profile: "My name is Jeff and i like cats" no picture or anything and i still get contacted every now and then by very curious ladies. Maybe desperate, not curious.
There's plenty of ways to get noticed and this ones hes got obv. works! 
There are two types of Glaswegian accents. "Mmm nice" and "Oh **** god no". I'm not sure the latter would work.
I'd say you'd be surprised at what a few cans of Tenants Super will do for my usually discerning tastes, but I doubt you would be that surprised at all.
Oi, what you saying?
Can't understand how you'd go for a 45 year old, I could understand being with one when I get to that age, but when younger? You're wasting time missing your own age group! Surely 45 year olds will always be there?
I love the word ****!
Think of it more as a drunken conquest. I wasn't in the slightest bit interested when I met her at the beginning of the evening, but then a friend made a joke about how we should hook up, to which the woman said something along the lines of "god no, he's young enough to be my son." Obviously, I took this as challengeaccepted.jpg and the rest is a blur of free booze and bad decisions.
Yeh no prob, I can use my staff discount lol x
Caporegime
you are 100% right about the accent thing too. I have a bit of a "refined" London/essex accent and its the one thing i get compliments and noted for... shame the rest of me dont match up no more.. tee hee. (especially foreign women)
When you gonna link us your profile?
Dont laugh please
I guess I havnt spend a lot of time amending my profile, and need some better pic's
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=12804521
Any criticism welcome
Sick!! I'll have a big mac as well den plz!! x
u can hav w/e u wnt bbz x
Associate
Can i use my student card to get a free cheseburger on her big mac meal please?
dem chezebgers cost to much doe
dem chezebgers cost to much doe
Associate
Sure first date it's all "you can have what you wants babe". After that it's all treadmills and salad though.
Soldato
Going out again tomorrow. Probably cinema, something to eat etc. Been offered a job that's going to mean i'm moving further away, bad times just as this was going so well Will have to see what happens.
Will have to see what happens.
Associate
Sure first date it's all "you can have what you wants babe". After that it's all treadmills and salad though.
with a side of eggs and bacon
Associate
Yeah...
But no.
But no.
Sorry, missed this!Dont laugh please
I guess I havnt spend a lot of time amending my profile, and need some better pic's
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=12804521
Any criticism welcome
Ahhahahahahahhaaa! I am so totally larfing at your profile!!
Nah.. Joking
Deffo need more pics - ones of your face and smiling properly, not the tough guy look like your first pic!
Get rid of the 'lol'. You also enjoy 'thinks'?
Man of Honour
But I thought guys like curvy women
I very much prefer curvy women. Too thin is a huge put off for me.
Sorry, missed this!
Ahhahahahahahhaaa! I am so totally larfing at your profile!!
Nah.. Joking
Deffo need more pics - ones of your face and smiling properly, not the tough guy look like your first pic!
Get rid of the 'lol'. You also enjoy 'thinks'?
Yep will get some more pictures sorted, and give it a good spelling and grammar check and go over the profile again.
Thanks
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curvy is usually synonymous with "fat"
Soldato
There is a difference between curvy and whale though, the issue lies in that a lot of women seem to confuse the two.
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