Hand Care Product Advice

Pudney · 8 Dec 2016 at 23:02

Street said:
I swear by this stuff. My hands fall apart in winter from climbing and getting wet and cold. I've tried loads over the years and this is the only stuff that actually works. It's reasonably cheap too!

I found this stuff better than the hand creme.

https://www.boots.com/en/Neutrogena-Norwegian-Formula-Deep-Moisture-Comfort-Balm-300ml_1040074/

Stops my skin cracking and bleeding. Not specific for hands though.

Clum · 8 Dec 2016 at 23:04

If you keep the motorway fapping to a minimum, the calluses should reduce in size pretty quickly.

NoobCannon · 8 Dec 2016 at 23:22

Clum said:
If you keep the motorway fapping to a minimum, the calluses should reduce in size pretty quickly.

I thought lorry drivers murdered prostitues. Maybe its the blood?

chief barker · 8 Dec 2016 at 23:52

Where have all the men gone?

Malevolence · 9 Dec 2016 at 00:06

As I've mentioned before, I suffer from a severe form of adult eczema and as such I've been told that my hands are just the softest hands people have ever felt. Ironically though, I don't actually have any eczema on my hands and it's all down to me putting lotions, potions, creams and ointments on everywhere else a few times each day.

I'm pretty sure you can buy it over the counter, so look for something called Doublebase Gel. Just be wary if you smoke or are near any naked flames as it's the only thing I've ever been prescribed that comes with a H&S leaflet about it's flammability. :eek:

robj20 · 9 Dec 2016 at 07:44

Ask your wife, im sure she knows about such girly things.

IronWarrior · 9 Dec 2016 at 15:44

chief barker said:
Where have all the men gone?

I know right. lol

But gotta hand it to shauncr91, he's got big balls for asking.

Arazi · 9 Dec 2016 at 15:55

Spook187 said:
Hemp cream.

See being an office bod makes you weak and soft

Aye, i can see it now, Convoy:

''Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.'

Hey, Chi Chi and Foo Foo, don't forget your hand cream.

Reginald · 9 Dec 2016 at 16:02

Hardcore gardeners hand creams are usually good.

Also, the ultimate hand softening trick that companies don't want you to know so they can sell you their overpriced trash..... cover your hands in vaseline before bed, pop on white cotton gloves (you can buy them off the rainforest for a couple of quid), sleep. This also works for really dry feet. Helps if your skin is exfoliated - you could use a mix of olive oil and sugar.

Avenged7Fold · 9 Dec 2016 at 16:44

Everyone who has this issue swears by this stuff:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=w...IBSgA&dpr=1.25#q=working+hands+cream&tbm=shop

I use it myself as i tend to put together a lot of builds and also rough my hands up when handling fishing hooks/lines. Also does not leave you as greasy as the rest.

Cosimo · 9 Dec 2016 at 16:47

chief barker said:
Where have all the men gone?

Given up with axle grease and Swarfega, now catching up with the times.

bliss · 9 Dec 2016 at 16:49

Avenged7Fold said:
Everyone who has this issue swears by this stuff:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=w...IBSgA&dpr=1.25#q=working+hands+cream&tbm=shop

I use it myself as i tend to put together a lot of builds and also rough my hands up when handling fishing hooks/lines. Also does not leave you as greasy as the rest.

I use this also. Pick it up from Wickes where it's practically half the price compared to Boots.

Eddie · 9 Dec 2016 at 17:10

You'll have to get yourself some little white cotton gloves for bed time!

Christ on a cracker! God help us.

shifty_uk · 9 Dec 2016 at 17:54

Stop masturbating in the cab on every break and when youre parked up for the night... problem solved.

Malevolence · 9 Dec 2016 at 18:06

IronWarrior said:
I know right. lol

But gotta hand it to shauncr91, he's got big balls for asking.

Pretty ironic coming from the weird man-child who likes playing with dolls and games based around paedophilia.

bJN · 9 Dec 2016 at 20:07

Malevolence said:
Pretty ironic coming from the weird man-child who likes playing with dolls and games based around paedophilia.

Dis86 · 9 Dec 2016 at 20:21

Malevolence said:
Pretty ironic coming from the weird man-child who likes playing with dolls and games based around paedophilia.

I'd anything he's perfectly placed to comment!

After all, takes one to know one!

[FnG]magnolia · 9 Dec 2016 at 20:34

Malevolence said:
Pretty ironic coming from the weird man-child who likes playing with dolls and games based around paedophilia.

SHOTS FIRED!

Snookums · 9 Dec 2016 at 20:42

Osprey said:
Pricey but really honestly worth it:

https://www.thebodyshop.com/en-gb/favourites/bestsellers/hemp-hand-protector/p/p000461

Another +1 for this. When back when I used to work in a fish and chip shop washing up my hands used to dry and crack. My dad gave me this stuff and it worked wonders. Although I have very little use for it anymore nowadays.

Angilion · 9 Dec 2016 at 21:17

chief barker said:
Where have all the men gone?

If you pay me enough, I'll send you a picture of my dick. Although I'm sure you could find many photos and videos online for free proving that men exist.

When you claim that men who don't wholly conform to whatever arbitrary, pointless and downright harmful sexist nonsense is fashionable aren't men, you're making yourself look foolish and unpleasant. If you want to suffer because you think it proves you're a man, that's your business. When you want to inflict it on other people, that's a very different matter.