Does J.K. Rowling read OcUK?

Feek · 9 Dec 2016 at 07:46

Oh I had to laugh, just reading the second Cormoran Strike book.

‘Oh yeah,’ she said, ‘there’s funny stuff happening since he left.’
‘What kind of funny stuff?’
‘Poo,’ said Leonora Quine matter-of-factly, ‘through our letter box.’
‘Someone’s put excrement through your letter box?’ Strike said.
‘Yeah.’
‘Since your husband disappeared?’
‘Yeah. Dog,’ said Leonora, and it was a split-second before Strike deduced that this applied to the excrement, not her husband.
‘Three or four times now, at night. Nice thing to find in the morning, I don’t think.'

neil_g · 9 Dec 2016 at 07:55

Tell me we can get royalties..

Cosimo · 9 Dec 2016 at 08:00

So who was it?

Spuj · 9 Dec 2016 at 08:11

Maybe it was J.K. Rowling under an OcUK username that started the whole 'letter box pooping' thing in the first place.

Yaayuh! · 9 Dec 2016 at 08:31

Someone needs to 'shop 5UB as a **** Harry Potter.

godinman · 9 Dec 2016 at 09:02

When did everyone start saying poop instead or poo?

tom_e · 9 Dec 2016 at 09:20

godinman said:
When did everyone start saying poop instead or poo?

Them dam Yanks taking over again! :mad:

Feek · 9 Dec 2016 at 09:52

Cosimo said:
So who was it?

Please, no spoilers. Seriously!

Tunney · 9 Dec 2016 at 09:53

OK, time to own up.

I am J.K. Rowling and I've been secretly harvesting ideas from OCuk for over a decade. The characters of Snape and Dumbledore are based on a couple of the mods.

PermaChanged · 9 Dec 2016 at 09:55

Tunney said:
OK, time to own up.

I am J.K. Rowling and I've been secretly harvesting ideas from OCuk for over a decade. The characters of Snape and Dumbledore are based on a couple of the mods.

Please tell me I'm not Peter Pettigrew?

MikeTheNative · 9 Dec 2016 at 09:57

Could be just coincidence. We need either 'It's a queen wasp, my Dad kills them for a living' or 'Rhyl, I hear it's wonderful this time of year' to confirm that she is really an OCUKer.

wedrum · 9 Dec 2016 at 10:05

mind blown

Kosmiche · 9 Dec 2016 at 12:55

jk rowling is kwerk

MoRT489 · 9 Dec 2016 at 13:02

Rossi~ said:
Someone needs to 'shop 5UB as a **** Harry Plopper.

Fixed (courtesy of Homer J. Simpson)

Sliver · 9 Dec 2016 at 13:12

We've created a meme that's gone viral !

Casdawer · 9 Dec 2016 at 13:27

Oh great, does that mean OcUK is now going to be flooded with crazy Potter fans because this is where J.K gets her inspirations?

However, I'd like to believe that a character similar to myself would be a great addition to the 'Potter' universe

Avenged7Fold · 9 Dec 2016 at 13:31

Hagrid: 'Watch out Harry, that's a Venomous Shrewbert Queen Griffon. I should know, my dad hunts them for a living'

Casdawer · 9 Dec 2016 at 13:37

Harry turns and faces Ron; his fists clenched and his eyes like daggers.

I AM NOT A SHOP RON!

Feek · 9 Dec 2016 at 13:38

Avenged7Fold said:
Hagrid: 'Watch out Harry, that's a Venomous Shrewbert Queen Griffon. I should know, my dad hunts them for a living'

Hagrids dad is dead.

Bonjour · 9 Dec 2016 at 13:40

J K Rowling is Lambchop. Now that her research is complete, she has left.