Happy 100th Birthday Kirk Douglas!!

TheMightyTen · 9 Dec 2016 at 12:10

With all the doom and gloom of the glut of celebrity deaths this year it's quite a nice change to see one celebrity sticking it to the reaper Viking style. He's made it to the Century

Perhaps all the other celebs have been taking one for the Kirkmeister everytime the Reaper comes knocking so he can reach the big one .

Grim Reaper: Are you Kirk Douglas?
Kirk Douglas: Yes
David Bowie: No, I'm Kirk Douglas
Prince: No, I'm Kirk Douglas
Harper Lee: No, I'm Kirk Douglas
Gene Wilder: No, I'm Kirk Douglas and so is Muhammad Ali
Victoria Wood: I'm Kirk Dou........ etc. etc. etc.
Grim Reaper: Right that's it I'm taking the whole bloody lot of you for your impertinence. Oh heck, where's Kirk Douglas gone now??

Happy Birthday Kirk! Many of your classics are still entertaining me today

Columbo · 9 Dec 2016 at 12:47

He's been on my celeb death list at work for years and he's still going strong bless him.
Well done sir and happy birthday!

jsmoke · 9 Dec 2016 at 12:48

Congrats, such a long time to live.

Kelt · 9 Dec 2016 at 12:48

I wondered why Film 4 are listing multiple KD films today!

Nice one Kirk, The Vikings is still one of my favourite films.

Arazi · 9 Dec 2016 at 12:53

Happy birthday and a great actor.

I'm Spartacus

Columbo · 9 Dec 2016 at 12:57

Arazi said:
I'm Spartacus

No, I'm Spartacus.

jsmoke · 9 Dec 2016 at 13:03

Columbo said:
No, I'm Spartacus.

Think you'll find it's actually me who is Spartacus.

dirtychinchilla · 9 Dec 2016 at 13:32

Congrats to him. His age just makes his awful plastic surgery look worse, my god.

Sliver · 9 Dec 2016 at 13:36

100 years young. Quite an innings. I guess he truly is Spartacus!!!

acake · 9 Dec 2016 at 13:39

wow 100 years old and still going dam good innings .

Katanga · 9 Dec 2016 at 14:18

That's a good innings for someone of his era, I'll never make it to 100.

chief barker · 9 Dec 2016 at 14:37

If you haven't already seen 'Lust for life' I would thoroughly recommend you do.

Cosimo · 9 Dec 2016 at 14:40

What a great innings. Happy Birthday Kirk.

darreny · 9 Dec 2016 at 15:31

I like the fury

ANDARIAL · 9 Dec 2016 at 16:24

Indeed well done on reaching the Century

Droolinggimp · 9 Dec 2016 at 16:57

I was like, Eh??? He's not that old. Then I realised I was thinking of Mike...

Hades · 9 Dec 2016 at 19:37

RI... oh wait this is a good news story. Well done Kirk

Kosmiche · 9 Dec 2016 at 20:02

Columbo said:
He's been on my celeb death list at work

Would like to know more about this, why do you have a celeb death list at work?

leemk · 9 Dec 2016 at 22:36

Hades said:
RI... oh wait this is a good news story. Well done Kirk

Saw the news this morning , and when his name was mentioned thought the same .

Toxophilus · 9 Dec 2016 at 22:51

OMG I can't believe that he's 100. Makes a change to get some good news