My wifes grasp of the world................

footman · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:14

wife: Why are the government more worried about aliens from outer space than foreign countries?

me: I didn't know they were.

wife: Well they're cancelling the Harriers and increasing protection from cyber-crime.

me: What???

Wife: Isn't that crime done by cyber-men?

Egon · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:15

divorce

regulus · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:16

I hope she's hot.

Fenris · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:17

I think you're making that up.

TheCenturion · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:17

What are her positive qualities?

Nymins · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:17

EgonSpengler said:
divorce

Pasty smash tonight, then divorce in the morning tbh.

PixelChef · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:17

Fenris said:
I think you're making that up.

Or she said it as a joke. Still funny though

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Begbie · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:19

She hot ?

kapows · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:20

its him
that needs her
not the other way round

stripey111 · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:22

Worst I've got a wife thread ever!

lawz · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:24

In Eldon Square in Newcastle

Friend: Why is TopShop closed?

Me: They're opening the new part tommorow, they have to move the store over

Friend: They're moving the store? Like, moving the building a long?

Me: *Facepalm*

I dont know how her boyfriend stands her blond moments, she is fine though

footman · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:25

Fenris said:
I think you're making that up.

It's the absolute truth. That's what's so awful.

Tefal · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:31

footman said:
It's the absolute truth. That's what's so awful.

You know I'm pretty sure having sex with someone who's IQ is under 75 is statutory rape.

Antihero · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:33

Tefal said:
You know I'm pretty sure having sex with someone who's IQ is under 75 is statutory rape.

LOL...

Begbie · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:38

Tefal said:
You know I'm pretty sure having sex with someone who's IQ is under 75 is statutory rape.

If she doesn't say no.

apeZ · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:38

Tefal said:
You know I'm pretty sure having sex with someone who's IQ is under 75 is statutory rape.

LOL.

Nabbing this for my sig, thanks.

Cosimo · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:40

Tefal said:
You know I'm pretty sure having sex with someone who's IQ is under 75 is statutory rape.

You should know.

Cosimo · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:40

I think that you should take your wife upstairs.

kapows · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:51

i think she does it on purpose to feed your insecurities
what a good wife

Captain_Slick · 25 Oct 2010 at 20:54

That's probably the sort of joke I would tell at work tbh.