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That makes.no sense. Change it to jeremy beadle though and you're on to something.
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That makes.no sense. Change it to jeremy beadle though and you're on to something.
No, that would be:
"Why doesn't Jeremy Beadle play poker?"
"Because he always has a rubbish hand"
"Why doesn't Jeremy Beadle play poker?"
"Because he always has a rubbish hand"
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"Blunt spears, pointless"
"When I tripped and fell a passer-by asked if I was all right, I said "Just down the one side""
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lol