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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:24   #1
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Pub Quiz Names - Witty, rude, and down right wrong...

If you have any rude ones, try and improvise with the words, or star it out. I need some good suggestions for my team name next Monday.

One that made me laugh was 'There's no I in Team, but there's a U in **** (slang for a female body part!)'

And the overused, Fat kids are harder to kidnap.


Anyone got some original ones?


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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:31   #2
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all ways the classic "Norfolk 'n' good"
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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:31   #3
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One I've used before...

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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:32   #4
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Since our work bar quiz is on a Tuesday and I like to encourage teams to come every week, our team is sually called See You Next Tuesday.

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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:33   #5
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One of the best ones I ever came up with was in the middle of the John Leslie scandal: 'John Leslie's Wheel of Misfortune'

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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:37   #6
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We used "Suffolk 'n' close" for some time, before that it was "Satan's Lime Green Underpants". There was an all girl team in the league called "The Menstrual Cycle Display Team" which I found amusing.
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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:41   #7
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At Christmas time; 'They tried to make me go to Rehab...I said 'Ho Ho Ho'
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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:43   #8
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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:49   #9
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A pretty common one but at my local there is usually a team called "My girlfriend can't wrestle but you should see her box". Or "I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look".

"Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything." - Blaise Pascal
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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:50   #10
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Quote:
"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look"
Perfect Should get a few laughs. Anyone able to top this?

This is another that gets used a bit... "Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber"


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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:53   #11
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Menaustral cycle display team has been used a few times by us.

A few others are "I last sucked my mums nipples when i was.." then the scorer reads out your score hehe

Ken dod's dads dogs dead.

Real ale madrid.

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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:55   #12
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Definitely in poor taste, especially after his recent death - "Jeremy Beadles got a small **** but on the other hand it's massive".

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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:57   #13
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Definitely in poor taste, especially after his recent death - "Jeremy Beadles got a small **** but on the other hand it's massive".
Nearly the most I've laughed in my own company. It's embarrasing.


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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:58   #14
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Definitely in poor taste, especially after his recent death - "Jeremy Beadles got a small **** but on the other hand it's massive".
Lmao So wrong

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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:59   #15
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I've seen a few "Moist Kent" in my time doing Pub quizes but it always makes me smirk.


So unplug the jukebox and do us all a favour!
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Old 26th Feb 2008, 14:59   #16
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When we did the pub quiz at the student union in Manchester, we'd go with a new (and obviously rude) name every week. Can't off the top of my head think of many, but they were generally one we'd think up.

Something like "Clive Anderson's lost hair", or "We stole the answers earlier", etc.

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Old 26th Feb 2008, 15:00   #17
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Semi-pro-waster - you've taken the show.


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Old 26th Feb 2008, 15:08   #18
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"Inter Yermam"

"I like to have sex with boys aged..." (announcer reads score)

"Buy one get one free at the bar tonight"

"The Joey Deacon Hit Squad"

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Old 26th Feb 2008, 15:14   #19
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"The Joey Deacon Hit Squad"
Wierd, I hardley ever hear his name mentioned anymore and that's the second time today

Good old Blue Peter, back in the days when they didn't cheat with competitions and I could truly give my rags and old clothes to a good cause not some thieving eastern block gypos with a fake charity


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Old 26th Feb 2008, 15:16   #20
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I have altzeimer's but at least I don't have altzeimer's.

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Old 26th Feb 2008, 15:18   #21
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"It's not rape if you shout 'surprise!' first" - Glasgow pub, 2007, true story.

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Old 26th Feb 2008, 15:19   #22
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a couple of years back we won best team name with "Sadam's privates prepare for bush invasion"

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I have altzeimer's but at least I don't have altzeimer's.
Pretty good. Too many to choose from now, gnna have to save this thread and use them each week.


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Old 26th Feb 2008, 15:22   #24
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Rohipnol raiders.

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Old 26th Feb 2008, 15:23   #25
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Dammit, Penski just beat me with a variation
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Old 26th Feb 2008, 15:29   #26
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"It's not rape if you shout 'surprise!' first" - Glasgow pub, 2007, true story.
What pub quiz you go to?

Anyway:

"Stingray from neighbours killed steve irwin"

We generally try to take one from a tv show/film each week and change it to quiz theme. We're boring like that:
"Mickey loves a quiz"
"I love it when a quiz comes together"

Had some obscure ones for the quiz guys to work out aswell.

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Old 26th Feb 2008, 15:33   #27
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Old 26th Feb 2008, 15:36   #28
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Old 26th Feb 2008, 15:41   #29
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We went for things for the quizmaster to say.

"I'm the quizmaster and I think that team are awesome."

"I'm the quizmaster and I like men."

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