Are you a slimy, cheating no good double crossing toad who would sell his own mother for a quick buck?
If the answer is yes then have a good career selling cars! if not then dont even bother, you wont last 5 minutes
( i base this on my own personal experiance of car salesmen. To be quite honest now, i wouldnt even believe them when they tell me the time anymore. I cannot honestly say i have EVER had a dealing with a car salesman, wether it be buying my own car or going with others, who has not lied about something to my face.
"one lady owner" actually means 4 owners none of them female...
"fully serviced by us" actually means, we havnt even bothered to look at it just scraped it though an MOT and bunged it out...
"4 new tyres and all new brakes and discs!" means, used some black stuff on the tyre walls to make them look new and the discs and pads looks new enough to pass of as new.. ( independant garage said the wheels had never been off considering the rust on the hub, and certainly not been recently taken off to change the disc ).
The list goes on and on........
Edit: My new technique will involve a new friend who happens to be a very very good mechanic. Any car i buy from now on will have been seen and pondered over by him in return for beer tokens. Likewise ill sort his pc needs out