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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:09   #1
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neighbors dog pooing in our garden

is this illegal? and can i put anything down to deter this beast? theres no actual way of talking to the scum that resides in the house next to us, as hes a 6'2 'sted head' and shes a tagged mother of 3 and 22, our front garden and path are constantly getting excreted upon, would it be a waste of time me just calling the police?
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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:11   #2
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shovel + letterbox = win

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:13   #3
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smear it on their windows
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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:13   #4
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Take a **** in his garden and see how he likes it.
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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:17   #5
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Burn his house down

Set fire to the dog

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:18   #6
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Path, letterbox, milk bottles, feed it to the dog, the choice is yours.

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:18   #7
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Erect or fix the fences/hedge.give the council a call. They are the ones who usually deal with thing like noise complaints so should beagle to tell you if there is anything you can do.

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:19   #8
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Chuck it in a dog poo bin.

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:20   #9
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Take a dump on the bonnet of his car. He'll get the message.
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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:21   #10
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Fence?

Tbh it's your own fault for not preventing the dog from being able to get on your property in the first place.

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:23   #11
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Call your councils dog warden service.

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:25   #12
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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:25   #13
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pick it up on shovel and return to owner?


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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:32   #14
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this is a rented house, ive contacted the council and am talking to the landlord about a fence, thanks.
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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:33   #15
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Why is the dog able to get into your garden anyway?


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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:33   #16
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Fence?

Tbh it's your own fault for not preventing the dog from being able to get on your property in the first place.
It's really not.

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:34   #17
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Contact the council, they should have a dog warden of similar.

You shouldn't have to fence off your own garden to stop dogs fouling it!

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:36   #18
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It's really not.

I'd agree. The owner of the dog should be in control of it at all times. Wherever it takes a dump it's the owner's fault hence the fine you can get (does anyone ever get slapped with one of them, anyway?) for fouling pavements and the like. They don't fine the canine, they fine the human.

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:36   #19
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feed thwe dog milk mixed with laxatives, then send said dog back to its owners house just minutes before the drugs kick in.


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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:36   #20
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Just pick it up with a bag and throw it at his window.
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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:37   #21
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tbh I've the same issue with next doors cats.

she's all "can't stop it from doing it" so was wondering if it would be ok to put spikes around, or sharp needles sticking around where it walks


or just killing it maybe? I'm sure I could bury the body under where it's been going.

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:38   #22
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feed thwe dog milk mixed with laxatives, then send said dog back to its owners house just minutes before the drugs kick in.

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:39   #23
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You shouldn't have to fence off your own garden to stop dogs fouling it!
Unfortunately the world isn't perfect and would Be the easiest solution and provide some privacy if the family really is that bad. However rented makes it harder to put up a fence.

Could try dig repellent.

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:39   #24
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shovel + letterbox = win
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smear it on their windows
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Take a **** in his garden and see how he likes it.
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Burn his house down

Set fire to the dog
lol

It took only four replies to escalate from poop flinging to arson. Threads like this are why I love GD.
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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:44   #25
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put a fence up ?
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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:49   #26
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Put up a fence or scoop it up and throw it back on their garden? Or you could make a thread..... oh wait.

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:53   #27
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lol why do people get dogs!
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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:55   #28
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feed thwe dog milk mixed with laxatives, then send said dog back to its owners house just minutes before the drugs kick in.

Don't do anything like this as it will result in either the dog getting ill or the owner taking it out on the dog if it dumps all over their house (assuming your correct about the owners being scum).

Whilst you say you can't talk to your neighbours have you actually tried?

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Old 2nd May 2011, 13:55   #29
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hit the dog with a shovel and then just...shovel the filthy animal over the fence, the poo will away go naturally eventually.
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lol why do people get dogs!
To poo in people's gardens.

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