Cooking Pizza without an Oven

[Stinky]

I am at work and really fancy a pizza today. there is no take aways around so that ones out

can i cook a pizza in the microwave. i know its gunna end up being soggy, is tehre anyway to firm the base up abit?

 

[Windle]

Get a chicago town pizza. They come with a special base thing for the microwave which keeps the base firm.

 

[Scuzi]

Cook it with fire. It's the traditional way.

 

[lookitsjonno]

i've cooked an oven pizza in the microwave before - tastes good just slightly soggy. just don't expect your pizza to come out with lovely browned cheese

 

[meghatronic]

i've cooked an oven pizza in the microwave before - tastes good just slightly soggy. just don't expect your pizza to come out with lovely browned cheese

Use a blowtorch for that

 

[alexakasloth]

I know you probably won't have a hob at work but just to say you can cook pizza fritta's in a frying pan.

 

[platypus]

Use cement glue if you have any handy.

 

[Stinky]

only tools i have are.

Pizza.
Fork
Knife
Spoon
Microwave
Tea
Milk
Fridge
Sink (with hot and cold water)
Selection of Sauce

i find chicago town pizza yukky lol

 

[Scuzi]

1 - Put the fork in the microwave and turn it on
2 - Get some random scraps of paper/wood etc..
3 - When the microwave catches fire, throw on the paper/wood.
4 - Use the Knife to hold the pizza over the radioactive fire
5 - After a few minutes your pizza will be cooked.
6 - Eat your win.

 

[meghatronic]

only tools i have are.

Pizza.
Fork
Knife
Spoon
Microwave
Tea
Milk
Fridge
Sink (with hot and cold water)
Selection of Sauce

i find chicago town pizza yukky lol

Ok. We can do this. Lets see...
Boil water. Wash mug in sink.
Pile loads of forks, spoons and knives on the microwave plate.
Put teabag in mug, add boling water.
Put pizza on top of the cutlery bed.
Get milk out of fridge and put Milk in tea/remove bag.
Set microwave to two mins, close door, start and step back.
Drink tea, presumably be entertained by microwave fireworks display.
Garnish with sauces.
Eat one cooked pizza with browned bottom.


I think I used everything on your list!

*probably won't work. I'm not liable for any deaths, maiming, injury, law suits, soggy pizzas, burnt pizzas, WW3 etc....

 

[Stinky]

haha, not sure about those 2 ideas.

 

[meghatronic]

haha, not sure about those 2 ideas.

Geeze.... you can lead a horse to water....

 

[monkeyspank]

microwave it. fold in half (or roll) to mask soggy pizza effect, and turn it into something exciting and new! . eat with knife and fork

 

[Stinky]

well im am going to think something and will post pics with results....

any more ideas appricated

 

[lookitsjonno]

if you do fold it then that makes it a calzone iirc

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Find some paving slabs 5 should do it, build a fire Put pizza in front of fire, Build a cover for fire and pizza using slabs, Wait 10-20 mins Remove slabs & Eat pizza. Traditional stone bake quick & easy

 

[Dreadi]

1 - Put the fork in the microwave and turn it on
2 - Get some random scraps of paper/wood etc..
3 - When the microwave catches fire, throw on the paper/wood.
4 - Use the Knife to hold the pizza over the radioactive fire
5 - After a few minutes your pizza will be cooked.
6 - Eat your win.

1 - Put the fork in the microwave and turn it on
2 - Get some random scraps of paper/wood etc..
3 - When the microwave catches fire, throw on the paper/wood.
4 - Use the Knife to hold the pizza over the radioactive fire
5 - After a few minutes your pizza will be full of Radiation.
6 - Eat your win.
7 - Gain super powers from the radiation
8 - ???????
9 -Profit!

 

[alexakasloth]

LOL scuza and dreadi.

Alternatively go to nearest M+S, get microwave meal and save pizza for home.

 

[LordSplodge]

Who the hell has no oven?

 

[platypus]

Who the hell has no oven?

I'd imagine a fair few people don't have access to an oven at work.