David Icke is a candidate for the Haltemprice by-election.

Do a search for the groups they all have there own websites.



The evidence is right in front of your face if you can join the dots.

You see, that's why you annoy so many people on this forum. In countless CT threads 'non-believers' will counter your claims, with sources and evidence based on fact.

All you can say is the truth is out there. Big fan of the X-Files are you?

WHERE IS YOUR EVIDENCE!?!?!
 
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An undemocratic secret meeting isn't news worthy?
Politicians go to meetings and parties all the time, all the guests must be "in on" government policy. Maybe we should keep all politicians in a locked room 24/7 so they can't "conspire" with anyone they meet up with.

Dr. Sigmund Freud said it best: "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

I've also seen a UFO before that's why I believe in UFOs.
Been hanging around Wales lately by any chance?

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I've also seen a UFO before that's why I believe in UFOs.
You do realise just how silly that statement makes you look, don't you? Look up 'UFO' in a dictionary.

And, for the believers...
[Conspiracy]
David Icke is the lizard man. He's just trying to distract everyone from his plans for world dominations. First an MP, then PM, then the world.
[/Conspiracy]

Prove me wrong, if you can.
No takers? I was not being facetious - I'm serious. This shares common traits with other conspiracy theories - namely selective use of soundbites and information to fit the premise. Please, debunk it.

If you can't do that, then how do you seperate it from any other conspiracy theory? Don't even try the 'because you made it up' line. Someone had to think up every conspiracy theory on the books, true or not. What makes this one any different from all the others you do believe?
 
You know what all this lizard conspiracy theory crap really is? It's a religion.

It's nothing more than a religion. In fact, it's not even a religion, it's a cult.

Enjoy your Scientology 2.0, you strange people. Avoid the fizzy drinks.
 
[Conspiracy]
David Icke is the lizard man. He's just trying to distract everyone from his plans for world dominations. First an MP, then PM, then the world.
[/Conspiracy]

Prove me wrong, if you can.

SO wrong! He is PATENTLY merely distracting us from the true conspiracy of the crab people!

CRAAAAAAB people!
CRAAAAAAB people!
(Taste like crab, talk like people)
CRAAAAAAB people!
 
I would like to point out that I was the one who identified Lizard People as a Dildos, without that information, many ladies would be unsatisfied (and perhaps some men). I am awaiting the second coming.
 
Got to love the number of candidates standing and their names :D

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    * Grace Christine Astley - Independent
    * David Laurence Bishop - Church of the Militant Elvis Party
    * Ronnie Carroll - Make Politicians History
    * Mad Cow-Girl - The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
    * David Craig - Independent
    * Herbert Winford Crossman - Independent
    * Tess Culnane - National Front Britain for the British
    * Thomas Faithful Darwood - Independent
    * David Michael Davis - Conservative
    * Tony Farnon - Independent
    * Eamonn "Fitzy" Fitzpatrick - Independent
    * Christopher Mark Foren - Independent
    * Gemma Dawn Garrett - Miss Great Britain Party
    * George Hargreaves - Christian Party
    * Hamish Howitt - Freedom 4 Choice
    * David Icke - No party listed
    * John Nicholson - Independent
    * Shan Oakes - Green Party
    * David Pinder - The New Party
    * Joanne Robinson - English Democrats: Putting England First
    * Jill Saward - Independent
    * Norman Scarth - Independent
    * Walter Edward Sweeney - Independent
    * Christopher John Talbot - Socialist Equality Party
    * John Randle Upex - Independent
    * Greg Wood - Independent
 
Magick - I'm one of the secret reptilian lizard people. If you give me the secret password I'll let you come to a secret meeting with me.

Oh, and Mookjong - have you quoted yourself in your signature?
 
David Icke is a political genius. While almost all politicians surely cant believe the utter ******** they use to get elected, he spins the most unbelievable theories and actually appears to believe it himself. He, at least, has the courage of his convictions.
TBH I would sooner believe his theories than the whole 'Evidence to support invading Iraq' and more recent 'We are raising taxes but you will be better off' drivel ;)
 
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