A thread about potentially posting poo

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Ok,

I don't normally reply to spam-ish emails but this one had to be done because it came into my gmail inbox and not the spam folder.

On Sat, Sep 13, 2008 at 2:51 PM, <support@xxxxxx> wrote:

Hi Robbie,

I thought you might like to know that the site has been updated with this month's Land Registry and Registers of Scotland data.

{op_alertstable_html}

You can search all these sales totally free of charge by going to xxxxxx.co.uk.

By default, every month we will notify you of new sales within 500 metres of your home postcode, but you can also watch up to 10 further areas of your choice. To do so, simply visit your custom alerts page and log in.

Brendan xxx
Co-Founder
xxxx.co.uk
t: 0844 816 xxxx
e: brendan@xxx

If you don't want to receive any more e-mails from me then click here to be removed from my address book.
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I replied with:

If you send me a notification every month then I will post a box of poo to you every month because I didn't ask for the notification and I'm sure you didn't ask for the poo.
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And today got back:

Please accept our apologies if this email caused you any inconvenience, but there's no
need to be rude...

It appears you have registered with our sister website - PetrolPrices.com - and since
both websites are run by the same company (Fubra Ltd) and use one log-in system (Fubra
Passport), our mail server must have confused your subscriptions. I can assure you that
our developers are looking into it and we will make sure you won't receive any more
emails from OurProperty.co.uk. As for PetrolPrices.com, did you receive your weekly
petrol prices update without a problem last week?

I hope the explanation helps.

Warm regards,

Dana
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I feel kind of bad now but it serves them right for sending me mailers that I did not request! Perhaps the mail server at fault needs a good talking to ¬_¬
 
I could just fib and say I posted the poo and you'd be none the wiser though!
 
maybe I should bake them cookies in the SHAPE of poo? that will get them going :D
 
Posting a box of poo is surely going to involve walking into the PO and placing it on the scale to be weighed etc. Won't it kinda stink when you hand it over?

Poo in an envelope with stamps is the way forward. I'm sure you could squish it in there nice and tight
 
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