Pranks for the Halls of res

go to argos and grab a few catalogues shred them into little peices stuff into a black bag run into their room and proceed to empty.

Feed them some laxative, be warned you may have to take some yourself... just grab the toilet first.

Break into their room and proceed to staple everything down that you can get hold of
 
Streeteh said:
This one obviously is more effective on gentlemen:

Smear deep heat all over the outside doorhandles of their/the toilets (depending if communal or not obviously) while drinking in your halls. Obviously after a short time one/many will need to go wee due to aformentioned drinking, they'll open the door, possibly notice a slightly greasy door handle but are most likely to ignore it, unzip, pull 'it' out then a slight warm feeling that eventually turns into agonizing burning.


Worked well for me.
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Oh oh oh... I'm going to keep that for use :D
 
Attach "personal attack" alarms to their doors, geared to remove the pins when they open the door. Whilst they're inside obviously.
 
Tie all the door handles together.


So when they try to open the door in the morning they canny do it.
 
Megahurtz400 said:
Spaff on their mums chest and take a picture
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How do you arrange that one? Borrow their phone and phone their mum up?

"Hi there, Is that Mrs X? I share halls with your son X, he played a prank on me and I'm plotting the revenge.

Would you mind if I come over and spaff on your bare chest while taking a photo? The look on his face when he finds it posted all over the halls will be more than worth the indignity of it."
 
Moredhel said:
How do you arrange that one? Borrow their phone and phone their mum up?

"Hi there, Is that Mrs X? I share halls with your son X, he played a prank on me and I'm plotting the revenge.

Would you mind if I come over and spaff on your bare chest while taking a photo? The look on his face when he finds it posted all over the halls will be more than worth the indignity of it."
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Chloroform :)

I convinced some kid in my economics class to give me his mums number today, i was after his hot sisters though :(
 
Streeteh said:
This one obviously is more effective on gentlemen:

Smear deep heat all over the outside doorhandles of their/the toilets (depending if communal or not obviously) while drinking in your halls. Obviously after a short time one/many will need to go wee due to aformentioned drinking, they'll open the door, possibly notice a slightly greasy door handle but are most likely to ignore it, unzip, pull 'it' out then a slight warm feeling that eventually turns into agonizing burning.


Worked well for me.
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Another vote for this one (if you can get some hot peppers into their hands either it'll work)

One of the guys in our halls had his bed removed and set up in the kitchen, was quite funny.
 
Mojo said:
Evenin' all, just came back from a quick trip up to Reading to find my room mates have broken into my room and covered the whole lot in tin foil. Funny as it was, I need sweet sweet revenge. The only problem is, I can't think of much to do. The only applicable ones i could think of revolved around eggs and flour or a Paintball gun. Can anyone think of some decent pranks to play on them? It'll be hard to get into their rooms.
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We are definatly going to need pictures of this joyful event :D
 
Put string all over there doors whilst they are asleep after a heavy night out and wait for them to leave in the morning

Unscrew all the doors of there kitchen cupboards and balance them on so they look normal and wait for them to open them!

We hav cleared many peoples rooms out last year in halls
 
me and a couple of mates got a friend very drunk and tied him up in cling film before placing him in the lift and sending him to the bottom floor.

*Edit* ALso to the same person got him drunk and hethen drank the **** of a friend to sober up, haha,

good times
 
Best University prank ever, courtesy of my brother:

A friend lived in the third floor of a block of flats. Half of his friends took him out to get battered and have a good night.

Meanwhile, the other half took all the items from his room downstairs to a room on the first floor, so it looked identical. At the end of the night... the very, very drunk victim was returned to his 'room' on the ground floor and put to bed... where he proceeded to fall asleep.

Twenty minutes later, the three most burly friends busted into his room wearing balaclavas, and proceeded to throw him out of the window.

The screams were heard for miles, allegedly ;)
 
Nitefly said:
Best University prank ever, courtesy of my brother:

A friend lived in the third floor of a block of flats. Half of his friends took him out to get battered and have a good night.

Meanwhile, the other half took all the items from his room downstairs to a room on the first floor, so it looked identical. At the end of the night... the very, very drunk victim was returned to his 'room' on the ground floor and put to bed... where he proceeded to fall asleep.

Twenty minutes later, the three most burly friends busted into his room wearing balaclavas, and proceeded to throw him out of the window.

The screams were heard for miles, allegedly ;)
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That's just silly and juvenile. Why go through all the hassle of moving his possessions when you could have simply used his actual room?
 
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