Make this man a ghost again please.
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Make this man a ghost again please.
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Here's another, why not make a triplet....
There's a party in a tiny, isolated island village with a newcomer who learns that the villagers have numbered their jokes. Guy yells out "38!", everyone laughs. Some woman yells out "19!" and everyone chortles. The new guy stands up and says "82!" and is greeted with silence. A man in the back clears his throat and a few people avert their gaze to random air molocules. Finally an older man stands up and leads the new guy off, saying "Good grief man, there are LADIES present!"
This one isn't as funny. But that's in keeping with the thread I guess.
There's a party in a tiny, isolated island village with a newcomer who learns that the villagers have numbered their jokes. Guy yells out "38!", everyone laughs. Some woman yells out "19!" and everyone chortles. The new guy stands up and says "82!" and is greeted with silence. A man in the back clears his throat and a few people avert their gaze to random air molocules. Finally an older man stands up and leads the new guy off, saying "Good grief man, there are LADIES present!"
This one isn't as funny. But that's in keeping with the thread I guess.
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What's brown and sticky...
I know! I know!
why on earth have you been allowed to post 3 terrible jokes?
should have been banned after the first!
Ah, now that did make me laugh
What happened to the gay magician?...
...He disappeared with a poof.
My attempt at thread saving - (hopefully i've managed to star out all of em)
There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use:
10. What the **** do you mean we're sinking? -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
9. What the **** was that? -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
8. Where did all these ******* Indians come from? -- Custer, 1877
7. Any ******* idiot could understand that. -- Einstein, 1938
6. It does so ******* look like her! -- Picasso, 1926
5. How the **** did you work that out? -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
4. You want WHAT on the ******* ceiling? -- Michelangelo, 1566
3. Scattered ******* showers, my arse! -- Noah, 4314 BC
2 Aw c'mon. Who the **** is going to find out? -- Bill Clinton, 1999
1. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this ******* mad. -- Saddam Hussein, 2003
There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use:
10. What the **** do you mean we're sinking? -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
9. What the **** was that? -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
8. Where did all these ******* Indians come from? -- Custer, 1877
7. Any ******* idiot could understand that. -- Einstein, 1938
6. It does so ******* look like her! -- Picasso, 1926
5. How the **** did you work that out? -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
4. You want WHAT on the ******* ceiling? -- Michelangelo, 1566
3. Scattered ******* showers, my arse! -- Noah, 4314 BC
2 Aw c'mon. Who the **** is going to find out? -- Bill Clinton, 1999
1. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this ******* mad. -- Saddam Hussein, 2003
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Q1 What is a thread made of?
Q2 How many of them are there at the start of a thread?
A1: posts
A2: 1
hence, 'a post'
I hope that clears things up.
Q1 What is a thread made of?
Q2 How many of them are there at the start of a thread?
A1: posts
A2: 1
hence, 'a post'
I hope that clears things up.