Friday Funny?

This won't save the thread, but damn it I've got to try, it's an oldie but a goodie IMO

Englishman, Irishman and Scottish man are sitting on the 31st floor of a skyscrapper underconstruction having a lunch break, when the Englishman takes out his sandwich and sighs saying "If my wife gives me cheese and onion sandwichs again I'm going to throw myself of this ****** building", like wise the Scottishman and irishman look at their sandwiches and threaten to throw themselves off to if they get Ham or Beef.

The next day they're again sat at the top of the skyscraper having lunch, the Englisman looks at his sandwiches, see's they're cheese and with "NOT CHEESE AGAIN! Goodbye cruel world" he jumps of the building leaving a nasty red stain on the pavement below. The irishman getting Beef again, jumps off and then the Scottishman after getting Ham again.

The police turnup and the wife of the Irishman and say "I'm sorry to inform you, your husband jumped of a skyscrapper today, aparently he was fed up of getting Beef sandwiches each day"
She replies....
















"That's odd he made his own"

I'll get my coat - TAXI FOR DANGERSTAT
 
What do the taliban refer to their full waste paper bins as?
Bin laden.


Yesterday, I went to the local convent and played the first few seconds of the "Batman" theme tune. 16 nuns came running out.


I was sitting beside a man in one of those electric wheelchairs the other day. Every few minutes the wheelchair would emit a loud beep. I asked the man what it was. He said "The battery needs charged".
 
Scuzi said:
What do the taliban refer to their full waste paper bins as?
Bin laden.


Yesterday, I went to the local convent and played the first few seconds of the "Batman" theme tune. 16 nuns came running out.


I was sitting beside a man in one of those electric wheelchairs the other day. Every few minutes the wheelchair would emit a loud beep. I asked the man what it was. He said "The battery needs charged".
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Worst jokes ever.
 
Was struggling with my crossword this morning.

Clue: jewish baker

Letters: (5,6)

A - - - - H - - - - -
 
whitecrook said:
A newly appointed cryptographer attends a lunch meeting with his peers, who are going around a circle telling jokes. One of the cryptographers shouts "12", and everyone starts laughing. Another person shouts "34", which is received with more laughter. The new cryptographer asks one of the people "why is everyone laughing?" to which he responds "instead of taking the time to tell the whole joke, we just assign each joke a number and instead say that number". When it's the new cryptographers turn, he says "-22", to which everyone bursts in laughter. One of them shouts, "i haven't heard that one before!"
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I really liked this one :(
 
Here's mine:

Sinx, Cosx and e^x go to a party. Sinx and Cosx party the night away and have a brilliant time. Before leaving, they notice e^x sitting in the corner, alone and gloomy. They ask e^x, "whats the matter?", to which he replies, "everytime I try to integrate, I end up with myself :(".

:o
 
titaniumx3 said:
Here's mine:

Sinx, Cosx and e^x go to a party. Sinx and Cosx party the night away and have a brilliant time. Before leaving, they notice e^x sitting in the corner, alone and gloomy. They ask e^x, "whats the matter?", to which he replies, "everytime I try to integrate, I end up with myself :(".

:o
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It's possibly sad but I liked that
 
Wow, this is actually the first time I've though " Damn.. we need a minus thread rating " :(

You hear that noise? ..well, thats sweet baby jesus crying.
 
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