It's a cross between a motorbike and a rickshaw. It's a pretty fun way to travel, got them everywhere in Bangkok. Better still, managed to get a few rides for freeWhat's a tuk tuk?
Not my video, but it shows a couple:
The OcUK Drunken Antics Thread!
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Not my video, but it shows a couple:
Urm all the ones iv done i tend only remember the "good" versions, like a mate was too lazy to get a dvd from her room in halls, so i offered to get it. When i got there i thought it would be a lot more fun to completally re-arrange her room (upside down bed under the desk, bench thing from the kitchen in the shower). She wasnt impressed when it turned out i spent 45 mins poking her pregnant flatmate and not answering hte phone to let her back in....
Was also at a mates uni years ago (was about 15-16) and got battered on cheap vodka and decided it was a good idea to walk home someones front gate.... I got shouted at by his flatmates but it was worth it (didnt have to give it back)
Other more destructive tales of belfast will be saved for another moment.... (some of them are horrible blurs)
Was also at a mates uni years ago (was about 15-16) and got battered on cheap vodka and decided it was a good idea to walk home someones front gate.... I got shouted at by his flatmates but it was worth it (didnt have to give it back)
Other more destructive tales of belfast will be saved for another moment.... (some of them are horrible blurs)
There are tuk tuks in Edinburgh?
There are indeed. Mainly pulled by students at the grass market.
Good fun,
We were racing against one who had proper ace dreads. Set of at the lights and his chain came off, ahahaha. The stag jumped out (we had a bet on the tuk tuks) and started pulling our tuk tuk down the hill. One of the lads in our tuk tuk promptly tackled said stag to the floor.
They nicknamed their driver "swampy". I'm sure at the end of it even his dreads were sweating. Poor guy was out of it!
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On my events out the following occured on different occasions:-
(WARNING - not hilarious)
The last drink i remember having one night was called 'lights out' oh the irony
I got smashed one night and only remember having a pizza box in left hand, a slice in right hand and i was walking on a path then the box fell and then the pizza and then the pizza slice got closer to my face lol
A funny night we were walking home from a party and we went into this garden in the back and got a bench and garden ornaments and placed them in the front yard of the next door neighbour
A taxi pulled up outside a house and he went in the house to help someone with bags but left the keys in the car with the door wide open and my mate took the keys and put them in the exhaust, luckily and sneakily, and we just carried on walking as if nothing happened
I remember once me and two of my mates were actually in a taxi, i was about to puke so the car stopped and kicked me out, i didn't pay and apparently my mates said they did the same shortly after and no one paid a thing lol
Thats it really, the rest would include puking in my bedroom after being told every following moring to puke in the toilet or sink or bin the next time and cuts, bruises and the odd missing piece of clothing.
(WARNING - not hilarious)
The last drink i remember having one night was called 'lights out' oh the irony
I got smashed one night and only remember having a pizza box in left hand, a slice in right hand and i was walking on a path then the box fell and then the pizza and then the pizza slice got closer to my face lol
A funny night we were walking home from a party and we went into this garden in the back and got a bench and garden ornaments and placed them in the front yard of the next door neighbour
A taxi pulled up outside a house and he went in the house to help someone with bags but left the keys in the car with the door wide open and my mate took the keys and put them in the exhaust, luckily and sneakily, and we just carried on walking as if nothing happened
I remember once me and two of my mates were actually in a taxi, i was about to puke so the car stopped and kicked me out, i didn't pay and apparently my mates said they did the same shortly after and no one paid a thing lol
Thats it really, the rest would include puking in my bedroom after being told every following moring to puke in the toilet or sink or bin the next time and cuts, bruises and the odd missing piece of clothing.
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After working our way across the bar (about 8 pints of finest bitter), we ambled down a street completely clear of obstacles, barring a brick pillar no wider than myself. Of course, I walked head first into it and gashed my head open. I didn't notice, but my friend went nuts and began mopping my forehead with his gloves (was winter).
In my defence, I was temporarily distracted by a massive traffic cone that was lobbed at me, stoving my arm in. That, I thought, is how I got that massive bruise, the next morning......didn't remember at the time
In my defence, I was temporarily distracted by a massive traffic cone that was lobbed at me, stoving my arm in. That, I thought, is how I got that massive bruise, the next morning......didn't remember at the time
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I usually don't get too drunk, but the first time I got really drunk I tried to chat up a friend of mine.
Apparently all I did was to just grunt while looking down her cleavage
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Luckily she knew me and we could laugh about it once the hangover disappeared.
Apparently all I did was to just grunt while looking down her cleavage
.Luckily she knew me and we could laugh about it once the hangover disappeared.
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once woke up with about 7 for sales signs in my room,
also woke my neighbours up naked asking them for help un-doing my tie, was a bit awkward the next day lol
also woke my neighbours up naked asking them for help un-doing my tie, was a bit awkward the next day lol
LOL! What did they say?
Haven't done a lot tbh, got some cones and put them all across the road. Then out of all the possibilities a police car came through.
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They didn't take the tie off i know that, they're a good laugh so took it well and i think they're pretty much used to me being daft when drunk now
scored with a female other week and went back to her house, that night i had been drinking this cider draught called " old Rosie " 7 perc' and knocked me to sleep in the pub were i met that girl. so the night happened and we went back to her house. meanwhile at the house, she knocks on the door , only to be welcomed by her dad whom lives there as its HIS house not hers.
we both entered house with me embarrassed but horsed at same time so not too bad .
we both walk upstairs and as i go into the toilet she goes into a bedroom, upon me coming back out of the toilet i enter the bedroom and see a bulge in bed , so naturally i take shoes off and lay on top of bed with my arm over the bulge thinking to myself, hmm she went to sleep quick.
so i must have dozed off and i was woken by someones hand on my legs pulling me away from the bed, i thought oh no , its her dad come to fiddle me or something, i dont know , i was very concerned so i turned around and it was HER!!! " who the fuuu is that " meaning the " bulge " ? she explained it was her little 13 year old niece .
while i was in the toilet she come back out from the bedroom and gone upstairs to her correct bedroom which we eventually went to.
the young girl in the bed, her name is 'Rosie' .
i was drinking ' old Rosie " all night
crazy .
we both entered house with me embarrassed but horsed at same time so not too bad .
we both walk upstairs and as i go into the toilet she goes into a bedroom, upon me coming back out of the toilet i enter the bedroom and see a bulge in bed , so naturally i take shoes off and lay on top of bed with my arm over the bulge thinking to myself, hmm she went to sleep quick.
so i must have dozed off and i was woken by someones hand on my legs pulling me away from the bed, i thought oh no , its her dad come to fiddle me or something, i dont know , i was very concerned so i turned around and it was HER!!! " who the fuuu is that " meaning the " bulge " ? she explained it was her little 13 year old niece .
while i was in the toilet she come back out from the bedroom and gone upstairs to her correct bedroom which we eventually went to.
the young girl in the bed, her name is 'Rosie' .
i was drinking ' old Rosie " all night
crazy .
I got trashed at a Uni House party, started playing strip twister with a girl and ended up committing and act of carnal knowledge with her on the third floor landing of the Uni house, and people had to walk past us to get to bed =( Some of the less lurid pictures are still on Facebook. They threw out the twister mat afterwards as well =(
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I manage to remain sensible, and keep my dignity somehow, so nothing of OcUK standards to be posted.
In a club I met someone I'd been with and we'd stopped talking 2 months ago.... She decided to buy me drinks (and food after), spend the whole time with me, introduce me and get me to dance with her hawt friends while she was at the bar, and then tell me she'd really missed me etc - no idea why, especially as I'd been a **** to her and she was right to stop talking to me.
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