Bangkok - seeks survival guide

I posted my advice on Thailand here.

Beautiful country with beautiful culture.

As for age, I was always advised to guess and add 7 years.

If you are going to take a trip to Nana then further along the Soi Nana sits in on th right is a bar called Bus Stop (two open air levels) which is pretty good for a breakfast. Nana hotel also has a fair quality resturant. Big portions of both Thai and Western foods. Nana disco is also known for the girls without 'dates' to try and catch a final drunk farang. If you are going to Nana or Soi Cowboy then do a search for maps of the bars. There was a great site (forget the name and link is not really appropriate for here) which lists the bars, rough beer prices and highlight the ladyboy bars to avoid some unexpected surprises :eek:.

As for more legitamate clubs. I have only tried Bed Supper Club which was ok. Set in what looks like a large capsule from space 1999 from the outside, it was ok.

I cannot remember the name of the bar I liked quite a lot. Just up Sukhumvit Road down one of the Soi's on the left (back to Nana). Big, wodden with a few pool tables. Thought it was Gullivers but with Gullivers mentioned here as being on the corner I am now not so sure.

The Londoner as mentioned here is fairly good but a good bit further up the street, next to the Superbowl (?).

MBK is a big mall and I felt not that different to anywhere else.

The Patpong most people go to see continues over the main highway. The other side is a gay area and although not gay myself, when I was taken there by a female friend we had a great time. The staff in the bar we went to were friendly and joked around but knew where to draw the line. Great to get away from the bar girls and 'Hey sexy man." calls.

The canal boat rides are good but take come Bhatt to pay for bread from the riverside sellers to feed the fish.

TBH I am not the biggest fan of Bangkok. Great for a weeks visit especially if you are single and looking for some night time entertainment but there are nicer places in Thailand (like visiting London and missing out Cornwall / the Lake District / Scotland / Wales etc).

Read up on the culture, concept of saving face, learn a little thai, if you get in to problems then call the tourist police (brown rather than blue shirted police officers IIRC) who will usually speak English and Thai. Getting involved in a fight with Thais will go badly if not with the people you are fighting then when the police get involved. Violence towards Thais from a foreigner is taken very seriously by the authorities.

On a plus note.....

I dropped my wallet in a Taxi. It had my main cash card in and a few other bits. I realised in my hotel room it was missing and then called the bank to cancel the card fearing my bank account getting wiped out. A few minutes later the card was stopped and I could rest easy. Took a shower and then had to jump out wet as my mobile phone rang (local Thai sim card). Someone started speaking to me and I could not understand a word of it. So phone to my ear, hopping up and down trying to convice the person to hold on whist trying to put my trousers on I finally made it downstairs to reception in a fairly dressed state.

Turns out the taxi driver had found the wallet, had seen one of my photography business cards with my Thai number on it and called. He then dropped the wallet off when he next passed (whilst waiting on the street as there is no stopping outside the hotel I got talking to another taxi driver but that is a whole different story). Guy stopped, handed back the wallet and gave him a thank you 'tip'. Cards were useless as they had been cancelled but had a couple more credit cards in the hotel safe so not too bad.
Lessons learnt: Not everyone is there to rip you off. Keep more than one card with the backup in the hotel safe. Know your banks card cancellation number just in case. Put a card with your pref. Thai number in your wallet.

Back to Phuket this Thursday. Ahh, the sun, sand, sea and err..... shopping :D as my wife would say.

RB
 
RimBlock said:
I cannot remember the name of the bar I liked quite a lot. Just up Sukhumvit Road down one of the Soi's on the left (back to Nana). Big, wodden with a few pool tables. Thought it was Gullivers but with Gullivers mentioned here as being on the corner I am now not so sure.

Gullivers is towards the bottom end of Soi 5. I used to go there a bit. It's huge (around 15 pool tables) and has a bar the shape of a guitar (although you may not notice this at first since you won't be looking at it from above obviously) near the front, and another bar along the back wall. It has a seating area outside at the front and a small courtyard with a fountain where people smoke. It's all in a modern western style with a slight rock/sports theme. Bit of a freelancer hunting ground too.

Oh and of course there's the car... (which rotates)



http://www.gulliverbangkok.com

RimBlock said:
The Londoner as mentioned here is fairly good

I've been to the londoner too, but wasn't too keen. It's a nice enough pub, but as I said to my girlfriend - I didn't travel all the way to Thailand to get drunk in a London pub! :p
 
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Gullivers is towards the bottom end of Soi 5. I used to go there a bit. It's huge (around 15 pool tables) and has a bar the shape of a guitar (although you may not notice this at first since you won't be looking at it from above obviously) near the front, and another bar along the back wall. It has a seating area outside at the front and a small courtyard with a fountain where people smoke. It's all in a modern western style with a slight rock/sports theme. Bit of a freelancer hunting ground too.

Oh and of course there's the car... (which rotates)



http://www.gulliverbangkok.com



I've been to the londoner too, but wasn't too keen. It's a nice enough pub, but as I said to my girlfriend - I didn't travel all the way to Thailand to get drunk in a London pub! :p

Looks like the place but last time I was there there were about 4->6 tables and no rotating car. Must have expanded I guess but then the last time I was there was probably 3->4 years ago.

They just had a central bar as you enter through the main doors an a bar at the back with an area for eating to the left and at the back to the left were the pool tables.

Also had a barbars over the road where someone I know used to get a haircut and shave as the first thing they did on arriving.

Oh and another point to add. Getting your clothes done in a laundary shop will set you back very little so don't use the hotel service for laundary as they just pass it out to these shops a lot of the time anyway.

Agreed as far as The Londoner is concerned although it is sometimes nice to get a taste of home if you are travelling on your own and don't particually like spicey food.

You dont get baht buses (songthaews) in Bangkok, only the smaller cities.
I liked the 'hop-ons', flag them down, speak to the driver to negotiate a price and then jump in the back. Very common in Koh Samui and great fun.

Just a couple of shots.

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Bangkok.

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Chiang Mai (Mae Rim)

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Night market at Chiang Mai

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Travelling to Koh Samui from Bangkok

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My room at the Imperial Boathouse.

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Main street of Lamai (Koh Samui) - around 5 years ago

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Some traditional Thai dancing.

Cheers
RB
 
That's sad because you missed the chance to go see some other truly amazing parts of a fantastic country.

yeah but thats not the reason i was there..i was there for kinda specific reasons but the location ruined my plans..phuket is a horrible place..

im sure ill go back to thailand some day..but ill avoid the touristy places.
 
I guess you were there for Muay Thai then?

There are scores of places for training Muay Thai in Thailand.
 
I guess you were there for Muay Thai then?

There are scores of places for training Muay Thai in Thailand.

Sure there are..but its not really practical to plan a trip, dislike the place then just up and move across the country and start over....im sure ill go back as i said...just not to phuket which is one of the biggest dives ive ever been to.
 
Well, I saw the King today, was about 5 meters away from him as well. It's quite magical to be in Bangkok at this time of year.
 
Well, I saw the King today, was about 5 meters away from him as well. It's quite magical to be in Bangkok at this time of year.

Cool, you going out tonight? I was there for the Queens party and the party at night time around khaosan was insane. And from what I gather the Kings birthday celebrations is even grander (though thats hard to imagine).
 
Yeah I was here for the Queen's birthday as well, they're definitely putting more effort into the king's. The whole of Rajdamnoen road was closed last night and people are swarming. Tonight it's going to be rammed!
 
Planning to head to Thailand around new year for a little bit, know a good ton of people going so pretty excited! Im travelling from Korea though, whats the cheapest airlines between asian countries generally?

Im also a bit worried as my only card is a Maestro card (things were very up in the air just before I left) will this card work in the yellow ATM's okay? I've had some trouble in Korea locating ones my card will work on

*Also im going there mainly for new moon/new years eve party, is it best celebrated in Bangkok or random island I keep hearing about?
 
I met a guy who had a Maestro card and was having a lot of trouble finding an ATM that would take them. I don't know if he succeeded. Why not open a nationwide account?
 
Why nationwide?

Last time I checked they charge the lowest rate on overseas transactions, 1% or some such. Of course since you have to pay almost £3 per withdrawal at the ATMs in Thailand now since the banks have undertaken a clearly pro-tourist policy direction, I guess that 1% doesn't make too much difference.
 
I used my Halifax current account, and I'm pretty sure there were no overseas transaction charges. The only charge was the £2.70 ATM usage charge (which was easily avoided by using the yellow ATMs).
 
Sounds good. I've only used my card 4 times since I've been here so I've not thought about it too much.

Spectacular fireworks last night by the way, I pitied the fool who tried to drive a car around the Sunam Luang / Khao San area!

All that was nice, but even standing amongst thousands of people and singing the song they play at the cinema (got a fair few looks for that) didn't compare to the sheer energy of the much smaller crowd when the Royal Family drove past.
 
Anybody had trouble with gaining entry? I want to enter without a visa but wont have a flight booked to leave the country in 30days or whatever as im planning on getting the bus to Laos with a mate to meet people. Wondering if this will cause trouble
 
Anybody had trouble with gaining entry? I want to enter without a visa but wont have a flight booked to leave the country in 30days or whatever as im planning on getting the bus to Laos with a mate to meet people. Wondering if this will cause trouble

EDIT* now I've actually taken in what you said. :o

Shouldn't be a problem really, mate of mine that was staying in Thailand for a while just had to leave the country (he went to Cambodia) got his passport stamped and then came back again, all by ground transport.
So I wouldn't have thought going to Laos by bus would be any different!
 
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EDIT* now I've actually taken in what you said. :o

Shouldn't be a problem really, mate of mine that was staying in Thailand for a while just had to leave the country (he went to Cambodia) got his passport stamped and then came back again, all by ground transport.
So I wouldn't have thought going to Laos by bus would be any different!

Thank you mate, from reading stuff it seemed I would have to have return flights booked also and would have to produce evidence I was leaving the country within the limit (30 days or whatever.) Im assuming they expect an influx of people in later december so hopefully won't have an issue like your mate. Thanks :)
 
Anybody had trouble with gaining entry? I want to enter without a visa but wont have a flight booked to leave the country in 30days or whatever as im planning on getting the bus to Laos with a mate to meet people. Wondering if this will cause trouble

Technically you're supposed to have a return/onward ticket or they can refuse entry. However, when I went in July I only bought a one-way ticket and had no return/onward and they let me straight in, no questions asked. A touch risky perhaps, but you should be fine.

You don't need a visa if you have a UK passport and are staying for no longer than one month (30 days). If you go over this limit you will have to pay a 500 baht per day fine.

mate of mine that was staying in Thailand for a while just had to leave the country (he went to Cambodia) got his passport stamped and then came back again, all by ground transport.
Be careful doing this. Thailand is clamping down on this way of extending your stay, and you can recieve a hefty fine (and possibly even be banned from returning to the country).
 
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