Woman terrorists

[hood1971]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/d...bombers-to-attack-West-US-officials-warn.html

Only posting this as an excuse to tell a yonks old joke

What did the one female suicide bomber say to the other?

Does my bomb look big in this?

 

[Rich_L]

The women, who may have a "non Arab" appearance and be travelling on Western passports,

Surely using non-Arabs is cheating? How are we supposed to know if they are terrorists if they aren't brown?

 

[mmj_uk]

Convenient news for government, now they can treat all of us like terrorists in waiting and not just the stereotypical muslim man.

 

[Cosimo]

Only posting this as an excuse to tell a yonks old joke

What did the one female suicide bomber say to the other?

Does my bomb look big in this?

I'm sure you could do better this.

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

Surely using non-Arabs is cheating? How are we supposed to know if they are terrorists if they aren't brown?

Or have a big scruffy beard for that matter!

 

[Prof. Cheese]

There used to be a loose girl I knew called "The Terror Wrist". After one evening with her I found out what it meant!

 

[n111ck]

So where does a female suicide bomber hide the bomb? oO

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Convenient news for government, now they can treat all of us like terrorists in waiting and not just the stereotypical muslim man.

Indeed.

I am fully expecting to be bundled into a car boot by MI5 before being extraordinarily renditioned to Yemen and having my testicles wired to the national grid then onto Guantanamo in a Gucci orange boiler suit to be beaten senseless with rubber hoses and having Leonard Cohen played at full blast so I can't sleep and all for no reason other than I walked within 5 miles of a mosque 3 weeks ago.

 

[Rich_L]

Damn that sounded fun until you mentioned Leonard Cohen

 

[Von Smallhausen]

^^

LOL.

 

[Tefal]

I wonder if they get 72 virgins

 

[Cosimo]

I wonder if they get 72 virgins

They just get to see their maker.

 

[GreenMint]

So where does a female suicide bomber hide the bomb? oO

Exploding kitty!

 

[Chronictank]

I wonder what they are covering up

Maybe i am just a cynic

 

[Rich_L]

Next thing:

Beware Islamic foetus suicide-bombers

Intelligence has been received that the next GENERATION of SUICIDE bombers will be UNBORN children. Al-Qaeda chiefs are rumoured to be considering BRAIN-WASHING 6-month year old foetuses using a new technique of "in vitro suicidebomberification". Plans leaked to The Sun include innocent women going in for FERTILITY treatment, but could end up with a ticking TIME-BOMB instead of their expected bundle of joy.

Sources inside the Islamic community told us "Dirka dirka, poontang, BOOM". Our own expert, Dr Shish-Burka-Muhammed said "Al-Qaeda have been experimenting with new techniques to bypass security, especially the new body scanners - who would think to look for a suicide bomber inside a pregnant woman's uterus?"

This new THREAT to national security cannot be ignored. The Sun demands ACTION. Next time you see a pregnant woman, don't be so quick to offer her a seat, or carry her bags - instead, call the security services, or adminster a DRAGON PUNCH - it's the only way to be sure.

 

[shmacks]

Ms. Clinton, It appears that terrorists have snuck a snuke up your sniz.

 

[Hunders]

Ms. Clinton, It appears that terrorists have snuck a snuke up your sniz.