Wednesday jokes

scorchisio · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:14

A woodworm walks into a pub, he says " is the bartender here?"

So i called my local rambling club this morning, and they just went on and on and on.

mac1st3 · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:15

don't get the first, second is mildly amusing, but old

4/10

Yas786 · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:16

Stupot_ · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:16

Spawn said:
:/

Dj_Jestar · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:17

mac1st3 said:
don't get the first, second is mildly amusing, but old

4/10

woodworm/termite.. likes to eat wood.. is the bar.. tender.. here.

Oxide™ · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:19

1st - was ok'ish when I was 8

2nd - get out

Musty Pie · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:19

i want my ten seconds back please

xJcBx · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:22

Marky · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:22

Spawn said:
:/

Cosimo · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:23

Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it's a no-fly zone.

Combat squirrel · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:25

simulatorman said:
Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it's a no-fly zone.

Actually got lolz from me

Amakuma · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:26

mac1st3 said:
don't get the first, second is mildly amusing, but old

4/10

Do we have to explain???

mac1st3 · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:28

Dj_Jestar said:
woodworm/termite.. likes to eat wood.. is the bar.. tender.. here.

I was hoping there was something more to it that I was missing, I thougt it might be that, and prayed it wasn't, in which case, I revise my rating to 2/10 :/ lol

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

scorchisio · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:33

mac1st3 said:
I was hoping there was something more to it that I was missing, I thougt it might be that, and prayed it wasn't, in which case, I revise my rating to 2/10 :/ lol

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Lies

mac1st3 · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:34

scorchisio said:
Lies

sadly it's the truth, I'd love to claim ignorance to it, but I read it and hoped you'd missed out the vital punchline

sh4dy1981 · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:36

These are shocking :S

chrisxuk · 21 Apr 2010 at 12:58

I never knew woodworms walked :confused:

PermaChanged · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:01

A woodworm crawled into a bar, the barman said "I'm not serving you, you're already legless"

Oxide™ · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:02

Rusty_Noob said:
A woodworm crawled into a bar, the barman said "I'm not serving you, you're already legless"

haha that's pretty good*

*on condition you just made that up else meh

scorchisio · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:05

a wig shuffles into a pub, the barman says "get out, your off your head!"