My mates going on holiday, and wants me to set him a task!

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Basically, my friend is flying out to Napa tomorrow, and has said "I want you to set me like a task to do and take a picture of, and i want to be like, pretty illegal, but nothing thatd get me banged up, basically anything short of killing a man....."

Obviously the illegal bit was in jest (to an extent), but im struggling to think of something, so i challenge you to help me with ideas.

I will deliver pics (More than likely privately, as it wont be family friendly) of said task if i use one of your ideas, and he will do it, for example, he moved to Canada for a year, and for my mates birthday, sent him a card of this MASSICE poo he done, with crudly photoshopped bears and hockey players around it.....

But anyway yeah, get suggesting :)

inb4: "Herpppp, derppppppp, young people are stupid, he sounds like an idiot, HEY EVERYONE, LOOK HOW HIGH MY HORSE IS!"
 
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Poo is old news, we used to take pictures on our mobiles and send them to mates. When they were with a bird it was better.

Slyly take a video, when doing the business.
 
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Poo is old news, we used to take pictures on our mobiles and send them to mates. When they were with a bird it was better.

Slyly take a video, when doing the business.
 
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Poo is old news, we used to take pictures on our mobiles and send them to mates. When they were with a bird it was better.

Slyly take a video, when doing the business.

Take a video of that, boring, so far ive got, get a BJ from a turtle, wee on a mate when hes sunbathing, ride a horse naked and film it, but none of them are outrageous enough :(
 
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Get a video of him playing buckaroo with a fat girl.

Start having sex with her, cling on tight and whisper in her ear that you have aids.

Hold on for as long as possible.
 
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