ERROR: DISC JAMDVD (VCD0226)
CONTAINS NO UNDELETED SCENES
Please return disc to your retailer and inform them that "this disc contains no undeleted scenes". If they do not replace your disc immediately, insist loudly "It is my right to see the scenes that were not deleted, not just the scenes that were originally included".
If the retailer remains uncooperative, seize them by the throat and shout "OK everyone listen up - this **** - this swindlegobbed chunk of **** out bollock - is trying to RIP US OFF! This DVD is supposed to contain Undeleted Scenes but - hang on (climb onto the counter) - OK? But when I select Undeleted Scenes, it tells me it's NOT AVAILABLE! - (knock out the instore dj with its girlfriend's head, grab its mike) - I want to be able to see all the scenes that were NOT TAKEN OUT OF THE ORIGINAL PROGRAMME ... but these pus puking usurious arse-hens just take your money and **** ALL OVER YOUR RIGHTS. And then yeah? The they mould your ****-softened rights into the shape of a lost child bending over to tie its shoelace and ABOMINATE ITS PEACH DRAIN" (leave store with menacing swerves and winks).