Comeback(s) for.. "I'm hungry" and "It's hot in here"

This is a true story!

Today a girl told me she was wrapped up warm in bed, and asked me how I was?

I said that it sounded nice that she was wrapped up warm, because I'm sat in the living room freezing my balls off.

She replied saying "now THAT sounds nice"

I do believe that's the first time i've ever heard my balls described as nice by a girl.

Win
 
DAMO RAM80 said:
What a weird thread lol
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Is OcUK harbouring the internet clu clux clan or something?
There are some real weirdos in here, like stalkers who go around searching for the OP's post history just so they can add fuel to the fire. Sheesh, people need to get out more. I feel sorry for the OP, not because his not quick witted but because he has to deal with all this bulling. Well done OcUK you have shown your true colours once again.
 
wannabedamned said:
This is a true story!

Today a girl told me she was wrapped up warm in bed, and asked me how I was?

I said that it sounded nice that she was wrapped up warm, because I'm sat in the living room freezing my balls off.

She replied saying "now THAT sounds nice"

I do believe that's the first time i've ever heard my balls described as nice by a girl.

Win
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Why are they unlike normal balls, so much so that when you drop anchor the only face a girl makes is that which resembles the facial expression left on the corpse of a Sadako victim?
 
bushmins said:
Is OcUK harbouring the internet clu clux clan or something?
There are some real weirdos in here, like stalkers who go around searching for the OP's post history just so they can add fuel to the fire. Sheesh, people need to get out more. I feel sorry for the OP, not because his not quick witted but because he has to deal with all this bulling. Well done OcUK you have shown your true colours once again.
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Bullying.

:o
 
bushmins said:
Is OcUK harbouring the internet clu clux clan or something?
There are some real weirdos in here, like stalkers who go around searching for the OP's post history just so they can add fuel to the fire. Sheesh, people need to get out more. I feel sorry for the OP, not because his not quick witted but because he has to deal with all this bulling. Well done OcUK you have shown your true colours once again.
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Lol @ 2,000 posts over 4 years and still bitching over the integrity of GD. Seriously, domestic animals bred for meat learn faster than you.
 
wannabedamned said:
This is a true story!

Today a girl told me she was wrapped up warm in bed, and asked me how I was?

I said that it sounded nice that she was wrapped up warm, because I'm sat in the living room freezing my balls off.

She replied saying "now THAT sounds nice"

I do believe that's the first time i've ever heard my balls described as nice by a girl.

Win
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sad thing is she was probably trying to be sarcastic, but just ended up making you think she was complimenting your balls. then she gets all confused and offended when you message her a pic of your genitals :confused: ... women, eh

Fossil said:
I wasn't born as witty or being super smooth with the opp sex as some of you guys, so that needs work on, and its never too late to start! As for picking up girls ten years younger in college, most are immature and I'm using the half age + 7 rule that some of you use.
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Just please don't use that sausage line... please, please no.

Don't say anything you've rehearsed, it wont end well.
 
Fossil said:
For.. "I'm hungry" I was thinking along the lines of - do you want to nibble on a jumbo sausage?

"It's hot in here" - why don't you take off all your clothes?
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Fossil said:
Its not a conversation, its phrases that are repeated week in week out for attention and I really want to tell them to STFU without swearing at them.
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so are you wanting to bed them or insult them ? either way just tell them about this guy and his brother.
 
"I'm hungry" - Really? I think you could skip a meal or two
"It's hot in here" - I think that's to do with the Industrial Insulation you have protecting your innards.
 
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