But that's not what the film was about?

"Dead Man Walking"

Type : Drama.
Content : The touching story of one zombies attempt to walk across America.
Favourite line : "Mnnnnggghhh!"
IMDB rating : 4/10

"Bowling for Columbine"

Type : Comedy.
Content : In the spirit of Kingpin (and other notable bowling films!) we watch our rotund protagonist attempt to get selected for his high school bowling team with predictably hilarious results. If you like belly laughs this will be right up your alley.
Favourite line : "A 7-10 split, guess I'll need the rails up."
IMDB rating : 7/10
 
"Die hard"

Type : Documentary (The Crafts)
Content : A poignant review of staining and other permanent cloth treatments throughout the ages.
Favourite line : "And we use all organic things because, you know, the flowers are our friends."
IMDB rating : 0/10
 
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"The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"

Type: Docu-Reali-Dramathon
Content: Peter Andre, Katie Price and Alex Reid on a mission to hunt down and kill corrupt Sheriff Boyle in a film critics are already describing as a film. Special appearance by Kerry Katona as the other bird with the fake ***s.
Favourite line: "Christ, did you see that recent photo of Harvey!?"
IMDB Rating: ooh, about 3?
 
"The wind that shakes the barley"

Type: Documentary
Content: A look back at farming during the early 20th century in Ireland.
Favourite line: "She's parful werm the day high".
IMDB rating: 4/10.
 
"The Graduate"

Type : Movie (comedy, 1978)
Content : Road trips, University and lessons learned.
Favourite line : "What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
IMDB rating : 9/10


Some awesome entries, fellas! Good job!
 
"Hackers"

Type: Sports Mocumentary
Content: A light hearted, behind the scenes look at footballers and their passion for hard tackles
Favourite line: Claude Makalele: "My god, it was so big & hard I thought it would split him in two"
IMDB rating: 3/10 'Dissapointing'
 
"Road Trip"

Type : Movie (comedy, 2000)
Content : Hitch a ride on this hilarious journey as we follow a man on his hilarious trip across a local zebra crossing with hilarious consequences.
Favourite line : "Watch out for that curb!"
IMDB rating : 8/10
 
"The Dark Knight"

Type : Movie (action/comedy, 2008)
Content : In this sequel to A Knight's Tale, William competes in a tournament to win a prized steed. Up against him are 2 mysterious knights, one a former court jester and the other a former friend.
Favourite line : "Anyone like magic tricks? Watch me make this lance ..... disappear!"
IMDB rating : 8.5/10
 
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"Look who's Talking"

Type: Docu-Drama
Content: A heart-rendering tale about a ventriloquist's battle with tourette's syndrome.
Favourite Line: **** you, you ******* ****.
IMBD rating: 1/10

"Soylent Green"
Type: Documentary
Content: An insightful behind the scenes look at the fast food industry.
Favourite line: Do you want fries with that?
IMBD rating 1/10
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"Mean Machine"

Type: Drama
Content: A sad story about a heavy handed CNC press that comes to life. Causing death destruction and chaos in a world where it's just trying to be loved.
Favourite line: Your affections are killing me!
IMDB Rating: 5/10
 
"Kill Bill Vol. 1"

Type: Action Thriller
Content: Follow Bill Gates (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in this taut action thriller as he is hunted down by agents of the Apple Corporation. This seedy, gritty and sometimes sickeningly violent thriller sees Bill evade agents of his arch nemesis Steve Jobs (Ed Harris) as they seek to destroy Bill in an effort to take over the world.
Favourite line: "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down, bitches."
IMDB Rating: 6.5/10
 
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"Dye hard"

Type : Documentary (The Crafts)
Content : A poignant review of staining and other permanent cloth treatments throughout the ages.
Favourite line : "And we use all organic things because, you know, the flowers are our friends."
IMDB rating : 0/10
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Timecop

Type: Comedy
Content: Jean-Claude Van Damme is a police officer who gets fired for being late all the time. He inherits a clock shop when his grandfather passes away and employs his policing skills against shoplifters.
Favourite line: "Time... to leave."
IMDb rating: Half 8.


It's a Wonderful Life

Type: Documentary
Content: Simon Cowell rolls around in a pile of money for 90 minutes, laughing incredulously.
Favourite line: "They bought it! I can't believe they bought it!"
IMDb rating: Unrated.


Apollo 13

Type: Superhero action
Content: In the 12th dwindling sequel to the bestselling 'Apollo', our intrepid hero must use his powers of poetry to quell an unruly queue of customers in a coffee shop.
Favourite line: "It's 'espresso', not 'expresso', idiot."
IMDb rating: 10/10 (film not yet released)
 
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My Left Foot:
Type: Biography
Content: Raggs to stiches story of 1 womans quest to destroy a national tresure.
Staring: Heather mills
Favourite line: "I'll crush you like an insect ."
IMDb rating: 0/10
 
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LOL brilliant.

OP /gets coat and hat ;)
 
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