Remind me never to go drinking with this person!
vodka 'eye balling'
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Remind me never to go drinking with this person!
That would work very well, it absorbs the alcohol very quickly and the trend is for wine bottles!
proper students can't be involved......... they are too busy fire-extinguishing the old bill from on top of tall buildings !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Follow it up with a Scotch egg
I dont mind what you put up your arse, im just not going first
I cant see the point of wine, if im sticking something up my arse i want the full benefit
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What a great Idea.
Pour copious amount of an Alcohol based fluid into the eye area, in the belief that it is somehow absorbed into the eye making you MORE drunk (even though there aren't any cells capable of that on the eye surface, and only a minute amount is absorbed in surrounding tissue and by going down nasolacrimal duct) - Yes - it might effect you quicker, but it doesn't get you any mroe drunk and wastes the drink.
And not only are you drying out the eyeball and surounding tissues - killing the cells off with a chemical burn, you are also removing the protective antibiotic liquid surrounding the eye and leaving it open to infection. And thats before you even consider the the proven fact the drink causes minute scars on the cornea, the host of the man-made flavours, colours and preservatives not designed to go anywhere near the human eye, the fact that the muscles around the eye are irritated enough to go into spasm - & most importantly that the long term damage to probably the most important sense organ in the body is completely unkown - as this is a relatively new craze, whose effects on vision as we get older are totally unkown.
Luckily - anyone silly enough to believe it actually makes you more drunk, and continues to do it as a means of getting drunk, will not have their sight long enough to continue doing it. Maybe they could start pouring it in their ears (because it goes through the eardrum quicker) along with their mates who watched it on Youtube.
Pour copious amount of an Alcohol based fluid into the eye area, in the belief that it is somehow absorbed into the eye making you MORE drunk (even though there aren't any cells capable of that on the eye surface, and only a minute amount is absorbed in surrounding tissue and by going down nasolacrimal duct) - Yes - it might effect you quicker, but it doesn't get you any mroe drunk and wastes the drink.
And not only are you drying out the eyeball and surounding tissues - killing the cells off with a chemical burn, you are also removing the protective antibiotic liquid surrounding the eye and leaving it open to infection. And thats before you even consider the the proven fact the drink causes minute scars on the cornea, the host of the man-made flavours, colours and preservatives not designed to go anywhere near the human eye, the fact that the muscles around the eye are irritated enough to go into spasm - & most importantly that the long term damage to probably the most important sense organ in the body is completely unkown - as this is a relatively new craze, whose effects on vision as we get older are totally unkown.
Luckily - anyone silly enough to believe it actually makes you more drunk, and continues to do it as a means of getting drunk, will not have their sight long enough to continue doing it. Maybe they could start pouring it in their ears (because it goes through the eardrum quicker) along with their mates who watched it on Youtube.
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What about scotch up the arse, can you see any major problems with that? Im thinking of taking a patent out on it you see and i dont want to waste my money if there will be a problem
Haha, exactly my thoughts. Snorted a half bottle of vodka between me and a uni mate back in '94, I remember it well, I'd snorted vodka before, but doing that volume meant I was crying vodka through my tear ducts at one point, which was erm, interesting
As to how stupid someone has to be to do eye shots, tequila killers or vodka spoons on a regular basis in order to actually develop a problem... well, you'd have to be a bit of a plant already, and therefore no real loss to the gene pool.
What about scotch up the arse, can you see any major problems with that? Im thinking of taking a patent out on it you see and i dont want to waste my money if there will be a problem
And that is the only answer the post you replied to deserved
What about scotch up the arse, can you see any major problems with that? Im thinking of taking a patent out on it you see and i dont want to waste my money if there will be a problem
I already have a design for the tube bottle attachment which uses CO2 to fire a shot or two right in there. There’s even an armchair design for bars. It could be the product of the century.
