You got a bandage? Pfft, bloody private healthcare. NHS gave me a 12hr anaesthetic (local, by injection!) before I left, after that I just had to rough it. Full operational status and successful crash test occurred 16 days after operation. Slight tenderness, no other complications of note. Best decision I ever made.
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You got a bandage? Pfft, bloody private healthcare. NHS gave me a 12hr anaesthetic (local, by injection!) before I left, after that I just had to rough it. Full operational status and successful crash test occurred 16 days after operation. Slight tenderness, no other complications of note. Best decision I ever made.
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The best WTF thread ever. Damn dude. WHAT?
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Load of rubbish.
I'm going with this. Poor attempt at making an epic thread. I can't think why anyone would admit publicly to getting so sloshed that they sang naked in front of an entire pub then **** their own bed.
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Well, it's up to you what you believe mate. It did happen though. Poor attempt at making an epic thread? No, sorry you are wrong.
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I find it staggering that they didn't throw you out the pub. I can't think of one place in London where they'd let someone get so drunk that they sang karaoke naked. You'd be booted out the door before you'd finished taking off your shirt.
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This to be honest. I have worked on the door in a few pubs and trust me if anybody so much as takes their shirt off they are literally thrown out.
Private healthcare? This was done under the NHS! I had a general anaesthetic and once I was under they also gave me a local anaesthetic. Woke up with my man in a bandage held in place by a condom with the end lopped off! That was also one of the worst showers I've had to endure
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Well, it's a small pub. I did'nt intend to drink. That soon changed and that's when it all got out of hand. I did not get thrown out as it's very relaxed. They even allowed us to smoke in there a bit later on. I have also known the barman a long time.
But you are right, most places won't put up with that sort of thing. I just can't work out how I ended up naked.
I know you probably think I still made this up but seriously I would not do that. If I was going to make something up then it would be far better than this lol
Sadly, this actually happened.
I am really annoyed about the phone going missing though. It was not a good night at all.
WHy did I post it? I don't actually know and am kind of wishing I had not tbh. Maybe to let you all know how much of a loser I am. Everything I do always ends up with something bad following.
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Worst 'self pity' thread ever.
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Ye were a bit manky and made a sh1te in yer bed, Good mon! All least you didn't start a fight or bate the head of someone 
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Ye were a bit manky and made a sh1te in yer bed, Good mon! All least you didn't start a fight or bate the head of someone
lol yeah thats one way to look at it. I don't do fights anyway. Unless I was given no choice other than to defend myself.
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Lol yeah it would be quite fitting.