Girl gets wooden breast implants

Margaret · 12 Apr 2011 at 02:22

So I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.

Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?

Castiel · 12 Apr 2011 at 02:23

Get out.......go on, get out.

Billy1280 · 12 Apr 2011 at 02:24

i smiled

but yeah, you should still go

Margaret · 12 Apr 2011 at 02:25

jak731 · 12 Apr 2011 at 02:28

Drake5 · 12 Apr 2011 at 02:29

Nice one OP.

Grandmaster Fap! · 12 Apr 2011 at 03:18

There's no end to the OP's talent..

....and no beginning either!

Nix · 12 Apr 2011 at 03:26

Oaky, maple you should branch off and leaf this thread alone, lest it be cut down and you pine after it like the beech you are.

¬_¬

MikeHunt79 · 12 Apr 2011 at 04:01

Nix said:
Oaky, maple you should branch off and leaf this thread alone, lest it be cut down and you pine after it like the beech you are.

¬_¬

I'm sorry I logged in...

vincent1989 · 12 Apr 2011 at 07:01

when i saw this thread i thought it was going to be funny, now i wish he'd cut it out, definitely against the grain

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antijoke · 12 Apr 2011 at 07:38

This thread has turned into a Nightmare on Elm Street.

GJ02 · 12 Apr 2011 at 08:24

that is good, very good infact

Cosimo · 12 Apr 2011 at 08:26

Give the OP a wooden spoon.

J.T · 12 Apr 2011 at 08:29

Margaret said:

We have those in white.

OP should be banned, even though I did smile... :/

agnes · 12 Apr 2011 at 08:30

I smiled lol. Will use this joke at work to test it's stability in the Matrix.

ags

bhavv · 12 Apr 2011 at 08:40

I love these jokes, I want moar!

DJMK4 · 12 Apr 2011 at 08:44

She sounds like a right beech

antijoke · 12 Apr 2011 at 08:44

Touch wood, you never post a joke again.

lttlejoe · 12 Apr 2011 at 08:48

Some people simply can't see the wood for the trees!