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There is a guy in my office who literally try's to throw in a joke in every sentance he says.

Has he ever asked you about Jack Russell's? Jack Russell's.
I take it your single franco?
He talks like Loyd Grossman and constantly makes snorty pig like sounds?! WTF! Can anyone top this?
some secretary we have keeps wearing short skirts with no panties. very annoying when were trying to get on with our work

I can imagine that being very distracting, not in the slightest annoying though... do you happen to have men using the toilet regulary (sp) in your office?![]()
some secretary we have keeps wearing short skirts with no panties. very annoying when were trying to get on with our work
I can imagine that being very distracting, not in the slightest annoying though... do you happen to have men using the toilet regulary (sp) in your office?![]()


some secretary we have keeps wearing short skirts with no panties. very annoying when were trying to get on with our work
i work from home my office is a small roomwow, what a ****
are you serious?
my secretary is my partner and i exagerated a bit 
No?
I've been living with my girlfriend for the last 3 years. Just because I don't like working with women doesn't make me a single lonely virgin. In fact, I'd say, if you enjoy working with women, you're probably the single one or haven't had much practise! Annoying and illogical creatures they are.
Has he ever asked you about Jack Russell's? Jack Russell's.

I just LOL'd hard despite the predictability of the reply. I don't think that would stop getting funny....atleast for a week or two anyway. Anyway.
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