She also won't go to prison because she doesn't exist.

Imaginary prison!![]()

Wow, I just totally realised why you guys don't believe me... I forgot that 90% of you have never had a girlfriend, specially the really geeky ones who are obsessed with proving people wrong, so of course you'd find it hard to believe someone could have a girlfriend who's a bit psycho!
I don't think you can technically attempt to assault someone.
I don't think you can technically attempt to assault someone.
I hear it's a £140k fine....
Assault is only the threat of violence is it not?
Wow, I just totally realised why you guys don't believe me... I forgot that 90% of you have never had a girlfriend, specially the really geeky ones who are obsessed with proving people wrong, so of course you'd find it hard to believe someone could have a girlfriend who's a bit psycho!