The Friday Inappropriate Topic Thread 18/05

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Here we go again !

This weeks topic....

Women and Farting.

Charming and amusing sign of comfortability around their man or foul masculine turn off?
 
PianoBasher said:
Women don't fart. FACT! ;)
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Lol, I remember an article I read where it was written that statistically speaking, women fart more than men, its just that they do it at night. They spend the whole day holding them in whereas men are more likely to release during the day, and the result is that when women sleep and their body relaxes they guff merrily all night long and then blame the under duvet stench on the poor guy in the morning :D
 
Tombstone said:
Charming and amusing sign of comfortability around their man or foul masculine turn off?
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I think it depends on the man and their sense of humour and it is clearly a sign of how comfortable a couple are with each other. But in my experience it is usually the man who farts first in the couple...generally initiating it by saying 'pull this' [finger]! :D
 
vavakooky said:
I think it depends on the man and their sense of humour and it is clearly a sign of how comfortable a couple are with each other. But in my experience it is usually the man who farts first in the couple...generally initiating it by saying 'pull this' [finger]! :D
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Scientific studies have shown that the male forefinger contains the Anatomical Methane Release Valve!
 
I will have been with my girlfriend 5 years tomorrow, and she still hasn't farted infront of me. I let her know that's she's a stinker if she let's one slip while she's asleep though.
 
Bennie-Mac said:
I will have been with my girlfriend 5 years tomorrow, and she still hasn't farted infront of me. I let her know that's she's a stinker if she let's one slip while she's asleep though.
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Really?

Annoys me a bit when mines does it. As you can tell it's forced out, when I fart, it;s because theres about to be a nuclear meltdown
 
My gf farts in her sleep so I can support the theory that they let it all out at night. She's always really embarrassed in the morning when I tell her, but it's hilarious when she blasts out a really loud one in the silence of the night.
 
FACT:
I have been with Mrs Dimple for 38 years and never heard her fart.
I have only known her twice go to the bathroom and leave a smell in there.
True story.

My daughters on the other hand .........
 
I enjoy farting so much that it could almost become a hobby.

Don't see why women shouldn't be able to enjoy letting rip too. :p
 
So many that haven't heard they're SO fart?!

See, this is where the worlds problems stem from. All that tension of not fluffing...:mad:
 
vavakooky said:


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I think it depends on the man and their sense of humour and it is clearly a sign of how comfortable a couple are with each other. But in my experience it is usually the man who farts first in the couple...generally initiating it by saying 'pull this' [finger]! :D
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For reference, the bubbles are probably just air leaving her costume. Might not be, but likely.

Dimple said:
FACT:
I have been with Mrs Dimple for 38 years and never heard her fart.
I have only known her twice go to the bathroom and leave a smell in there.
True story.

My daughters on the other hand .........
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Women just aren't as proper now a days.... *sigh*

My gf farts occasionally in front of me, but tries not to...

kd
 
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