And the third most popular story today on the BBC News website is...

[Hades]

Oh dear

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19783214

It just proves that however bad your day is, someone is having a worse one.

 

[Cosimo]

His excuse should be interesting.

 

[antijoke]

He must have bin on the ale.

 

[Freefaller]

That has cheered me up no end!

 

[TheMightyTen]

That's a rubbish story, just more trash reporting.

 

[Cosimo]

He must have bin on the ale.

Or retrieving a penny he dropped in there.

 

[Edrof]

Someone should write a litter of complaint. Not me, though. I refuse.

 

[Helios1234]

That's a rubbish story, just more trash reporting.

I was gonna say that!

Oh well, no point recycling the same joke.

 

[Hades]

I was gonna say that!

Oh well, no point recycling the same joke.

Yes, it would be a waste.

 

[antijoke]

Or retrieving a penny he dropped in there.

That's no way to spend a penny.

 

[metbandit1]

Its a garbage situation to be in.

 

[Speed]

Love the picture!

Looks like that guy is pointing and laughing but then again that is what I'd be doing! lol

 

[shoes]

Can't say I've ever bin in this situation.

 

[Jono]

Must've been completely wasted


(aw beaten)

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I bet this trashed the rest of his day!

 

[pingwing]

Too many amazing throw away comments here

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

His day was going perfect, then he threw it all away.

 

[yhack]

He must have been trashed.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

*Flame Shield to MAX*

HACK THE PLANET!

Sorry I couldn't resist

 

[413x]

I'm disappointed, no one took this perfect opportunity to perform a pants pull down?
It's not like he could I dentify you!

Must have wheelie bin trashed to come up with this rubbish idea!