If reincarnation was proven?

I'd be a seagull, one of the big ones. No, actually scrap that. I'd be a freaking massive albatross, one that has the albatross equivalent of IBS. Then I'd spend my entire life flying between Brighton and Manchester to crap all over the cars of my ex boss' son and my ex sister-in-law. I'd go out of my way to eat bad stuff to ensure maximum damage. Both the people mentioned are so deplorable, I can only assume that karma would high-five me, repaying me duly by allowing me to be reincarnated as either a velociraptor or tyrannosaurus rex (I haven't decided).
 
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When I went for regression hypnosis it seems that in past lives I was Julius Caesar, King Arthur, Leonardo De Vinci, Hitler & Georgie Best.
Weird I was never just a normal person.
 
Well, if we would be forever reincarnated...

Am i the only one who thinks this would be quite horrible and unfair, you may not be aware of previous lives but who really wants to endure existence for so long, especially considering life throughout most of history and even today can be pretty bad for many people while the rest is pretty mundane for the majority with the odd bit of good, if you add up the pros and cons i think non existence is preferable in the long run, maybe if we had the choice to return and could spend as much time as we like in a lucid dream like world it wouldn't be so bad, still the ultimate choice of whether we want to exist or not is important.
 
I think if I want to be a cat then I will have to sleep all day and attempt to kill the occasional mouse. I'd hate to be a fish though, I find it hard enough to get the courage to go into the sea in far cry!
 
I would like to be reincarnated as a beautiful woman such as this

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