Fit friends of the missus, how do you cope?

Soldato
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Sitting here with the gf and her mate who's a blonde with huge bazongas, tiny waist and dat ass and legs. I don't think I can stand up for a while, also its so hard to glance at those mogumbos without either of them noticing.

How do you cope with such beautiful but unattainable women coming round for tea and biscuits?
 
Before we share our thoughts on this subject, you simply must post illustrations dear boy.
 
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Stare at her for 3 minutes without blinking or saying anything then lick your lips. She won't be back and you won't have to worry about it anymore
 
Before we share our thoughts on this subject, you simply post illustrations dear boy.

This.


Also, just be open and honest about how much of a great distraction they are, then it will be accepted and ignored that you are a letcherous perv. Perfect.
 
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