First night out in 2 years.....HELP.

Bromhead said:
Get drunk and have a good time. If you get too drunk early on in the night, I normally switch to a pint > coke > pint > coke > pint > coke system.
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Yep, that's what I will be doing, used to work back in the day...

Adam said:
If you don't like going out then that's fine, I very rarely go out these days as my priorities have completely changed since my son was born.
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Same here, except it was when I realized my hatred for sweaty, hairy assed teens prancing around in a poor boxing stance.
 
Bromhead said:
Get drunk and have a good time. If you get too drunk early on in the night, I normally switch to a pint > coke > pint > coke > pint > coke system.
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and party your nose right off your face?

Wanna be careful you don't OD.
 
Have a nice meal beforehand. Also as your company has sacked everyone, ensure you sleep with your boss...provided it is a she and said she is hot.
 
l33th3tr33 said:
Yep, that's what I will be doing, used to work back in the day...



Same here, except it was when I realized my hatred for sweaty, hairy assed teens prancing around in a poor boxing stance.
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What's your obsession with boxing stances?

Anyway back on topic, stop being a wet lettuce and go out and have as many drinks as you feel comfortable.

Without crying/being sick on your ex work colleagues preferably, which seems kinda probable considering you seem such a novice to it all. Lol
 
Drink 2 of these every day for a week beforehand. You'll be the next Gasgoine before you know it.

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Just do what you want mate, drink what you want and don't let anyone give you any grief for it. Never understood this 'keep pace' stuff and people having systems in order to avoid stepping out of social conformity even just a little.

I don't drink all that much and go home when I want when I'm out, people try and give me stick about it but I just tell them I don't care.

I actually did an experiment a couple of times when the inevitable hysteria around "what do you mean don't drink" surfaced and just said "I used to be an alcoholic" or that my dad was one (neither of which are true) and the ease with which that was accepted compared to "I just don't" was ridiculous.

Drinking culture in this country is shameful.
 
if you dont wake up with the need to text all your mates to find out what the hell happened then you havent done it rite

i used to go out most nights, get hammered then go to work at 7am and felt perfect nowadays i barely touch the stuff. although im typing this as im about to go out on a bender. end of the day just drink as much or as little as you want. if you dont drink there will be someone who makes a big deal out of it but who cares. just go out with the intention of enjoying yourself and see what happens
 
Eat a decent meal first , then bottled beer and between each have a coke or other non alcoholic bevarage(spacer no chaser) ;) .

good luck with hangover.
 
[FnG]magnolia;24343890 said:
You are, of course, performing a warm up routine.

This is not a question.
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I have a Jd and coke in hand, is this ok for a warm up?

chulainn said:
I forgot we where trying to kill him but srs spacers work and it means you can still be social and not go over board :)
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I don't care what happens as long as I wake up with someone that has zero chance of being a future wife.
 
thead for lols.

Nothing I could add will give you any more info.

drink water, make out its vodka. do shots. make out with workmate ladies.
 
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