Gratitude these days!

I'd have tossed it in a bin, I think. And then regretted it and wished I done the hand in to customer services thing.
 
Install Cerberus
Return phone
Take naughty time pictures/videos of Katey
Send aforementioned pictures/videos from Katey to Katey's dad, along with message to "boyfriend" followed by message to dad of "oops, that wasn't meant for you!"
Video ensuing chaos
Post on Youtube for the lolz?

I have so many ideas, now I just need to find a lost phone.... XD
 
Haggisman said:
Install Cerberus
Return phone
Take naughty time pictures/videos of Katey
Send aforementioned pictures/videos from Katey to Katey's dad, along with message to "boyfriend" followed by message to dad of "oops, that wasn't meant for you!"
Video ensuing chaos
Post on Youtube for the lolz?

I have so many ideas, now I just need to find a lost phone.... XD
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As soon as I see her, I'm putting a pin lock on my girlfriends phone...
 
Haggisman said:
Install Cerberus
Return phone
Take naughty time pictures/videos of Katey
Send aforementioned pictures/videos from Katey to Katey's dad, along with message to "boyfriend" followed by message to dad of "oops, that wasn't meant for you!"
Video ensuing chaos
Post on Youtube for the lolz?

I have so many ideas, now I just need to find a lost phone.... XD
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Talk about thinking outside the box.

I wouldn't of put it back on the floor of the carpark thought to be fair. I would have kept, rang them the next day or to see if they tried ringing back and would take great sanctification in making them apologies on the phone before letting them collect it.

This is why i hate people. If it was me i probably would have bought you a few cans of beer to say thanks and then let you hit me with a cactus for not having a lock on it :rolleyes:
 
dowie said:
I'd have likely been slightly abusive back to him, told him to wind his neck in and that I'm putting the phone back on the carpark floor where I found it - "good luck getting here in time before someone else finds it and decides not to call you"
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This.
 
I would have gone onto a porn website looked for a 2 or 3 hour long porn stream and put it on. Turn the volume to MAXIMUM Volume and leave it in the corner of the carpark.

* Customer walking through car park "UH OH AHHH AHHHH UHH UHUH UH UHUHUHUH UHUH UHUH HARDER UHUH" Customer looks towards corner of dark car park curiously while walking to car "UHHHHH YEAH UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Begins to run to car and leaves*

:D
 
Justintime said:
So I was at an ASDAs today, found a phone at the side of my car on the ground, assumed someone dropped it as they entered the car that was next to mine when I got there.
It was a Samsung Galaxy without pin lock so I browsed it and found 'home' in the contact list. I rang it, someone answered, I assume the owners dad or something as he said 'hi Katey, mum was wondering when you'd call'

Explained who I was and how I got the phone - kicker is he would not believe me and kept calling me a thief, said he'd boil me alive if I hurt his daughter etc.. Apparently 'Katey' came in as well and he asked her what happened, she started ranting about how I must have pickpocketed her phone and she'd never leave it anywhere etc.. Saying I was setting them up for a house robbery and calling me 'scum' etc..
Long story short I didn't exactly tell them I was at an ASDAs quite yet, just hung up and put the phone down exactly where I found it and drove off :o


I feel kind of bad now, what would you have done?
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I think you done the right thing, If I had found it I would have called as you did too. If they spoke to me like that I would have done exactly what you did and put it down and walk off.

No gratitude at all, bet she/they wish they were more polite to you now!
 
Allnamestaken said:
I would have gone onto a porn website looked for a 2 or 3 hour long porn stream and put it on. Turn the volume to MAXIMUM Volume and leave it in the corner of the carpark.

* Customer walking through car park "UH OH AHHH AHHHH UHH UHUH UH UHUHUHUH UHUH UHUH HARDER UHUH" Customer looks towards corner of dark car park curiously while walking to car "UHHHHH YEAH UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Begins to run to car and leaves*

:D
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Better yet, call a premium rate number and then put it somewhere warm and dry to rack the bill up until the battery fails. ;)

"Automated psychic line, £5 a minute"
 
Also adding to my earlier statement.

You could have done a ritual poo around the phone in the same parking spot. Like a circle right around the phone. That would have acted like a ring of defence around it to stop happy go lucky theives and you could have then notified the dad via text where the phone was WHILE having porn playing loudly.
 
Like most people have said, I would have stuck it under my wheel and drove over it as I exited my parking space. I would have also given father and daughter a right mouthful back and telling where to find the phone.
 
Justintime said:
So I was at an ASDAs today, found a phone at the side of my car on the ground, assumed someone dropped it as they entered the car that was next to mine when I got there.
It was a Samsung Galaxy without pin lock so I browsed it and found 'home' in the contact list. I rang it, someone answered, I assume the owners dad or something as he said 'hi Katey, mum was wondering when you'd call'

Explained who I was and how I got the phone - kicker is he would not believe me and kept calling me a thief, said he'd boil me alive if I hurt his daughter etc.. Apparently 'Katey' came in as well and he asked her what happened, she started ranting about how I must have pickpocketed her phone and she'd never leave it anywhere etc.. Saying I was setting them up for a house robbery and calling me 'scum' etc..
Long story short I didn't exactly tell them I was at an ASDAs quite yet, just hung up and put the phone down exactly where I found it and drove off :o


I feel kind of bad now, what would you have done?
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Installed cerberus using their data charges; wipe of any finger prints, leave the phone where I found it, deleted all contacts and then track the thief who stole it. :D
 
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