Cure that crushing loneliness by modding your shower into a girlfriend!

Strife212 · 16 Jul 2014 at 08:16

Theophany said:
Oh God. Now I feel obliged.

DO IT!

BathmanNick · 16 Jul 2014 at 08:32

Awsome shower.

Efour · 16 Jul 2014 at 08:41

Atlas23 · 16 Jul 2014 at 08:43

Have you done it yet?

Locky · 16 Jul 2014 at 09:09

Looks like a character from doctor who...

Theophany · 16 Jul 2014 at 09:15

Atlas23 said:
Have you done it yet?

It's a weekend project, I'm out on the razz every night this week so won't have time to really sink my teeth into this until then.

leigh_boy · 16 Jul 2014 at 09:25

soo creepy

AmyS · 16 Jul 2014 at 09:31

Seriously odd people out there.

Guerrilla · 16 Jul 2014 at 09:33

Skidder · 16 Jul 2014 at 09:33

Theophany said:
It's a weekend project, I'm out on the razz every night this week so won't have time to really sink my teeth into this until then.

Can I suggest you turn your shower into a burly german man?

IvanDobskey · 16 Jul 2014 at 09:36

That is truly terrifying :eek:

Narj · 16 Jul 2014 at 09:47

Coming up next - oral techniques to turn your girlfriend into a shower.

Theophany · 16 Jul 2014 at 09:51

Skidder said:
Can I suggest you turn your shower into a burly german man?

I may struggle to find the appropriate lederhosen on such short notice, but I think I still have my sexy SS outfit somewhere from a previous relationship.

Skidder · 16 Jul 2014 at 09:55

SS could work. I was leaning more towards a scat obsessed wannabe cannibal type of German.

Theophany · 16 Jul 2014 at 10:07

Skidder said:
SS could work. I was leaning more towards a scat obsessed wannabe cannibal type of German.

I think some research into that particular genre of grot is required to fully understand my shower's psyche. Do you have any links you can trust me?

Skidder · 16 Jul 2014 at 10:11

No but I can introduce you to a man named Wouter who lives in Nesselwang in Bavaria, he can initiate you via skype.

4T5 · 16 Jul 2014 at 10:14

What the Holy **** ? :confused:

If that kids not locked up then he soon will be.

Atlas23 · 16 Jul 2014 at 10:15

4T5 said:
What the Holy **** ?

Don't pretend like you haven't got a shower Doris

4T5 · 16 Jul 2014 at 10:17

Atlas23 said:
Don't pretend like you haven't got a shower Doris

I've slung one or two in my shower & hosed them down for sure especially after my Spiderman impression but my Doris are alive, Well they are when I meet them anyways.

Theophany · 16 Jul 2014 at 10:19

Skidder said:
No but I can introduce you to a man named Wouter who lives in Nesselwang in Bavaria, he can initiate you via skype.

I'm now a little bit nervous about the new guy working a few desks away from me whose name is Wouter...