Poll: How frequently do you bathe or shower?

How frequently do you wash?

  • I wash at least once everyday.

    Votes: 306 83.4%

  • I'm gross and need to wash more.

    Votes: 61 16.6%
  • Total voters
    367

Nitefly

Nitefly

Nitefly

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Probably been done recently but I don't care so DIE.

How frequently do you bathe or shower? I only ask as I've seen this come up on an online dating website (obviously at the same time as browsing to buy a fully automatic gun) and a girl has apparently genuinely answered this with 'a couple of times a week'. SURELY NOT. How can anyone wash only a couple of times a week, that's so gross!!! I wash at least once a day and usually twice (e.g. in the morning and then in the evening after exercise). If you're not similar you need to be punched in the face before being covered in sheep-dip and/or lava.

So, are you 'lemony fresh' or just a big skanky tramp?

Poll please:

  1. I wash at least once everyday.
  2. I'm gross and need to wash more.
 
Every morning upon waking, again in the early evening on days that I go to the gym after work. Always shower just before 'going out' too regardless of whether I showered a few hours prior etc
 
Im worse I must admit but I don't go out that much so it only affects me :D.

At least once every two days but used to obsessively twice a day.
 
First Monday of the month, except if the data is even or prime, then it changes to the second Tuesday after a Full moon, with obvious adjustments for leap years and blue moons.
 
Should be a third option: I'm gross and need to wash more than once a day.

I will shower at least once a day, twice if I go to the gym, but even that's not enough sometimes and I still end up smelling.
 
Shower once in the morning, twice in the evening, once when I get home from work, and once more just before I jump in to bed

In the summer I tend to take more as it gets hot and I like to cool off with a colder shower and stick clothes back on, I don't really work well with UK heatwaves
 
Daily in the morning I wake up, Brush my teeth and jump in the shower/bath depending on what time allows.

If I'm not clean and fresh I feel like I lack dignity.

Once the weather warms up and the sweating of the balls season is upon us I will of course shower multiple times in a 24 hour period


More shocking I'd imagine is how often people wash their bedding :O
your sheet might see a lot of action and get washed often but does the rest??!?!???
 
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