So Friday 20th is my 10th wedding anniversary and Saturday 21st is my wife's 40th Birthday.
I am, simply put the worst present buyer in the history of mankind so GD I turn to you for help, for guidance and some comedy gold.
My wife is low maintenance, never complains about literally anything and truth be told if I got her nothing she would not care, however as someone that has put up with me for as long as she has I feel the need to treat her to more than the memory of me supplying yet another god awful, unwanted sack of cack.
Fire away!
I am, simply put the worst present buyer in the history of mankind so GD I turn to you for help, for guidance and some comedy gold.
My wife is low maintenance, never complains about literally anything and truth be told if I got her nothing she would not care, however as someone that has put up with me for as long as she has I feel the need to treat her to more than the memory of me supplying yet another god awful, unwanted sack of cack.
Fire away!



