Poo in THIS letterbox, I dare you.

[[FnG]magnolia]

Crazy lady wants to kill her kids, also her postman and neighbours

Let me just quote the chap in the comments section.

Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope
Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope
Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope
Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope
Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope

 

[Sliver]

Incy Wincy spider climbing up the spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain
And Incy Wincy spider climbed up the spout again

 

[RaohNS]

Little bit of ardap and I would.

 

[neoboy]

Nothing a little fire won't fix.

 

[FortuitousFluke]

Incy Wincy spider climbing up the spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain
And Incy Wincy spider climbed up the spout again

I've seen a few horror films in my time and posting nursery rhymes falls somewhere between starting to hear the voices, and buying hardware supplies and a clown costume in the serial killer timeline.

 

[nick.lidgett]

Are we still doing the kill it with fire/ Nuke it from orbit thing???

If so I say do both to make sure

 

[wordy]

There isn't, ever has been, or ever will be enough fire with which to kill it with.

 

[antijoke]

 

[Nitefly]

I just showed this to the 'other half' whose reaction was "ooo in the second picture on its back it has a face like groot!". If life was a horror film she would die first.

 

[Cosimo]

She should get more and start a spider zoo.

 

[Junglist]

I'm not sure how I'd kill it but I'm sure I'd find away to rid this earth of her and her spawn.

 

[D3K]

It wouldn't surprise me if the enthusiasm for this spider amongst the local kids results some funnel web tragedy in a few years.

 

[Diddums]

Meh, harmless spiders. Let them be.

 

[Marky]

Oh jeez that is a beast! Kill with fire ofc.

 

[StriderX]

Doesn't New Zealand only have sheep?

 

[mccarf]

She would never be getting any mail if I was the post man.

 

[Cleisthenes]

If life was a horror film she would die first.

Hahaa!

 

[Uncle Petey]

It's not really a 'giant' spider is it?

Don't get me wrong, I'd still poo my pants with enough force to turn my body inside out, but still.

 

[Voicon]

Kill it with poison, acid, fire and the giant foot from Monty Python.

 

[james_2k]

acid? fire? why take the chance..