Soldato
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people steaing my goddamn sauces!!!
Passive aggressive notes about half a squirt of Nando's perinaisse going missing from the communal fridge.
people steaing my goddamn sauces!!!
Oh one I'd forgotten - bosses that are all like - "Don't be afraid to use your initiative - don't just keep running to someone else for answers, you won't be in trouble even if you get it wrong - I like to see people using their initiative"
*uses initiative*
Boss loses their **** and all like "If you don't know how to do something ALWAYS ASK ME/SOMEONE yada yada"
I can beat that... one chap here keeps his margarine inside a locked petty cash tin inside the fridge.There are 3 notes on 2 fridges. Also she has put every one of her fridge items in a separate, sealed bag with her name on. And sent a snotty email!
I can beat that... one chap here keeps his margarine inside a locked petty cash tin inside the fridge.
People who turn up for work one minute early then get cereal out of their desk drawer, scrounge milk from someone then eat a leisurely breakfast at their desk!
Guess what those people, I have breakfast at home because I'm normal and like to be productive at work.
To be fair I'd imagine that 99% of office workers can spend the first hour or so catching-up/reading emails without needing to actively do anything with half of them. So it's not that big a deal really. I eat my lunch at my desk and continue working, so that I can go out for a swim in my "proper" lunch hour. Would that annoy you because I'm not being as productive as the next person whilst eating?People who turn up for work one minute early then get cereal out of their desk drawer, scrounge milk from someone then eat a leisurely breakfast at their desk!
Getting a major rollicking after putting on someone`s leaving card "Glad you are leaving i thought you was a ***t along with everyone else"
I once put "I'd love to say you'll be missed.....but you won't!"Getting a major rollicking after putting on someone`s leaving card "Glad you are leaving i thought you was a ***t along with everyone else"
keeping tea/coffee spoons in a cup of water.
that is vile.
Same thing happens here... It's awful.
I'd also bin this, that's disgusting.
I do this. Doesn't affect my productivity much as I'm usually 15 minutes early and a lot of the work I do in the mornings involves reading and reviewing materials anyway. Come at me bro
Doesn't affect productivity much eh?
So you're accepting that your breakfast at work shenanigans do affect your productivity then.
SACK HIM!
Here there is a tea/coffee making area, but no sink. We have at least a thousand disposable spoons and we can order more whenever we like at no cost to us.
People who turn up for work one minute early then get cereal out of their desk drawer, scrounge milk from someone then eat a leisurely breakfast at their desk!
Guess what those people, I have breakfast at home because I'm normal and like to be productive at work.
Passive aggressive notes about half a squirt of Nando's perinaisse going missing from the communal fridge.