What they need is someone brushing their teeth that ends in them wearing more toothpaste than they got on their teeth...or is that just me
Back in the olden days when I used a manual toothbrush, I soon learned how to brush my teeth without dribbling toothpaste. With an electric toothbrush, I always dribble some. I've no idea why there's a difference, but there is.
And there's always a new and improved toothpaste version. We've definitely reached peak toothpaste, its is just the companies falsely reinventing the product to keep sales and interest up.
And profit margins. New and improved toothpaste with extra scientific-sounding words in the advertising can be sold at triple the price of toothpaste without the extra scientific-sounding words in the advertising while costing about the same to make, package and distribute. Those extra scientific-sounding words do wonders for profit margins.
Oddly, my main gripe with toothpaste is the lack of choices in flavour. Other than some children's toothpaste, it's always mint. Maybe it's because I have a casual interest in high and late medieval English history and they had a far wider choice of flavours for oral hygeine products back then. Mostly what we'd consider herbs for flavouring food (which they were also used for back then).
Wait you mean all women don't go to the beach and skydive to celebrate their monthly visitor?
Weird, huh? Must be the cost. A quick look online shows prices ~£320 for a single jump from the maximum allowed altitude and of course that's what anyone would want for such a celebration. Add the cost of getting there and back and you're looking at ~£350 or more. That's going to be in the region of £4500 a year. Even the budget 10 second freefall option would be at least £2000 a year.
And if it's not blue, what colour is it?
Green, obviously. Mother Earth colour.
Next you'll be telling me babies' wee isn't blue either
Nothing would surprise me with babies. They're weird.
My partner gets really angry at the yoghurt adverts where it's somehow only on top of the spoon and the underside is perfectly clean. With a neat little side blob of fruity bit.
I'd never noticed that. Now I will always notice it.