Yeah that’s the one thing I don’t miss, someone kicking your basher at 2AM “you’re on stag mate”
That was number 3 out of 5 of my list its time to get out now. Guard duty stuck in some frozen bunker where you really didn't want to know what you was leaning on

I have heard some remarkable theories today from a man I thought very compos mentis until this afternoon!
(i jest btw)