Bum Holes

[Kelt]

I can see piles of puns coming to this thread.

 

[Stu999]

I am trying to wipe away the memory of this thread.

 

[VincentHanna]

Couldn't find anything scientific to back this up

Not sure a weird artist who died 35 years ago is a good source of information:

The idea for an analprint was sparked by Salvador Dalí, who discovered that “the anus has 35 or 37 creases, which are as unique as fingerprints,”

 

[burtie]

All the criminals will be buying butt plugs to skew the results. "Wasn't my ring officer"

 

[koolpc]

Airports are to have butt scanners installed!

 

[DJMK4]

Airports are to have butt scanners installed!

I have a nice bum Iv been told by certain ladies.

Except after a hot curry

 

[drakulton]

Just another security feature to avoid key-loggers.

 

[Nitefly]

Every bum-hole may be different but every dowie-hole is the same.

 

[Stu999]

Is this why aliens are so interested in probing them?

 

[gingergundog]

Is this why aliens are so interested in probing them?

Pretty much mate, if we didn't have bumholes there would be no aliens.

 

[SPG]

Is this why aliens are so interested in probing them?

That's a great point. Could be more accurate way of logging victims.

 

[Chabsy]

New style biometric assport

 

[Chabsy]

Or police crack smuggling ring

 

[jpaul]

more importantly(worrying?) - from last week - AI can recognise if fingerprints from different fingers are likely to belong to the same person,
correlation => criminal causality.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

It is really is true, everyone bumhole is as unique as a fingerprint.

My mind was blown upon learning this yesterday. Never stop learning kids.

2 problems with using your rusty sheriff’s badge for ID:

1. Cleanliness.

2. Unlike fingerprints, your bunghole can change. Ask someone with Chalfonts.

 

[bjorkiii]

Wonder what happens to peoples bumholes who are unfortunate to have to use a colostomy bag?

 

[gingergundog]

Not gonna lie this is the most I've thought about bumholes (I'm 100% lying)

 

[Stu999]

Wonder what happens to peoples bumholes who are unfortunate to have to use a colostomy bag?

You can have your rectum removed and sewn up (“Barbie bum”) if your medical condition is severe enough.

 

[Kelt]

You can have your rectum removed and sewn up (“Barbie bum”) if your medical condition is severe enough.

Useful if you ever get sent to prison.

 

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