Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast

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For Immediate Release: Miracle Toast?

(ACPA-london) Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the big-bang in a piece of toast. atheist donald chapman, 36, told local newspaper, "the huddlesfield express" that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.
"I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring. however the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs as well as the changing shades emanating outwards from this black hole were very clearly similar to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect following the big bang". "It's the beginning of the world" he added excitedly. *Don't hotlink images!*
Ever since news of the discovery made national headlines, local hoteliers have been overwhelmed by an influx of atheists from all over the country who have flocked to Huddlesfield to catch a glimpse of the scientific relic. "I have always been an Atheist and to see my life choices validated on a piece of toast is truly astounding" said one guest at the Huddlesfield arms hotel.
To the surprise of many, the UK national atheist association has asked its members not to pay attention to the story despite its potential to inspire less faith. "Given what the religious believe already, this is an easy sell" said one disgruntled activist who said he was going to huddlesfield anyway noting that "Seeing is not believing".
 
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really...... I thought atheism wasnt a religion..... if its not trying to be a religion why are so called atheists going to huddlesfield............................. for a piece of toast. thats just beggers belief! and then an "atheist association"? what the hell do people that dont believe in anything but have an idea require an association for??????

Im not gonna call myself atheist anymore if there are morons like this associated with it.

Im a "idealist". **** all this atheist carp
 
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really...... I thought atheism wasnt a religion..... if its not trying to be a religion why are so called atheists going to huddlesfield............................. for a piece of toast. thats just beggers belief! and then an "atheist association"? what the hell do people that dont believe in anything but have an idea require an association for??????

Im not gonna call myself atheist anymore if there are morons like this associated with it.

Im a "idealist". **** all this atheist carp

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really...... I thought atheism wasnt a religion..... if its not trying to be a religion why are so called atheists going to huddlesfield............................. for a piece of toast. thats just beggers belief! and then an "atheist association"? what the hell do people that dont believe in anything but have an idea require an association for??????

Im not gonna call myself atheist anymore if there are morons like this associated with it.

Im a "idealist". **** all this atheist carp

:/
 
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really...... I thought atheism wasnt a religion..... if its not trying to be a religion why are so called atheists going to huddlesfield............................. for a piece of toast. thats just beggers belief! and then an "atheist association"? what the hell do people that dont believe in anything but have an idea require an association for??????

Im not gonna call myself atheist anymore if there are morons like this associated with it.

Im a "idealist". **** all this atheist carp

:confused:
 
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really...... I thought atheism wasnt a religion..... if its not trying to be a religion why are so called atheists going to huddlesfield............................. for a piece of toast. thats just beggers belief! and then an "atheist association"? what the hell do people that dont believe in anything but have an idea require an association for??????

Im not gonna call myself atheist anymore if there are morons like this associated with it.

Im a "idealist". **** all this atheist carp

Whoosh
 
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really...... I thought atheism wasnt a religion..... if its not trying to be a religion why are so called atheists going to huddlesfield............................. for a piece of toast. thats just beggers belief! and then an "atheist association"? what the hell do people that dont believe in anything but have an idea require an association for??????

Im not gonna call myself atheist anymore if there are morons like this associated with it.

Im a "idealist". **** all this atheist carp

I thought the OP was good, but that, that....(gets breath back).... that has made my day.
 
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